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Old 08-21-2007, 01:27 AM   #101 (permalink)
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I had my hair treated about 1-2 days before the test.

Then the day of the acutual testing I did the shaving of body hair with clippers; washed with V05 mixture (any V05 shampoo w/ ALOE will do). Aloe is the key to this as aloe will help coat your hair and also helps to remove metabolites assoc. with toxins in hair folicles.

The day of testing I washed with V05 mix, then shampoo'd myself with the Zydot system via TestClear and then conditioned thouroughly and let air dry without rinsing.

Hope this answers your questions. Please feel free to reply back with any questions.



I had my hair colored about 1-2 days prior testing. Basically if you can find pure aloe extract (no perservatives, just pure aloe from the acutal plants and mix with any V05) this would be ideal. But basically you are looking for V05 w/ALOE. I believe I used V05 Herbal Essences with Aloe. Just make sure the V05 has aloe in it.
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Old 08-21-2007, 01:30 AM   #102 (permalink)
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I had my hair treated a day prior to testing with the same V05 that LDAVISA used; V05 Herbal Essences w/Aloe picked up at Walgreens.

Also I have longer hair so I doubled up on the V05 mixture.
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LDAVISA....you are a GODSEND!!!!!!!!!

I did exactly what you said in your post regarding how to pass a hair test.

I had a hair test coming up and was FREAKING out (I had been using THC and COKE regularly) and thought I was screwed for a great paying job that required a hair test.

Everyother site said that passing a hair test would be impossible; until I read your post.

I followed your instructions to a tee and the test came back today with negative results in all panels (10 panel test) by Psymedics Corp.

KUDOS to you....it REALLY works.

I owe you man...thanks again.


Hey XZY,

I appreciate your comments, however there seems to be some speculation that your testimonials among others (not including you) have created suspisicion that I have put you up to writing those; also I have been accused of actually being you among others to make it look like I am promoting products resulting in my credabilitly being in limbo.

I now you were just trying to let others know that the method worked, but for the sake of the this thread, unfortunately I have to politley ask that you remove your post so that SOME members will realize that this is not an adverstising campaign and that this is actually a forum to help members out.

I know it seems silly, but some accuse me of this b/c the people who have responded in my post (most of them) have join this month. I know that you were a guest and was not able to reply or comment until you became a member which is why you registered this month but according to some members, it appears suspect. I know, I know, it's stupid.

But for the sake of the credibility of the information provided I have to ask you to delete your posts pertaining to me.

Sorry about this, but some people are cynics on this site and I want to make sure the information stays credible.

Thanks.

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Old 08-21-2007, 02:35 PM   #104 (permalink)
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We don't have any alter egos that promote our products. We are doing well enough that we dont have to stoop to inferior marketing tatics. Being in business for 12 years should be a telling indicator that we take care of our customers.

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Old 10-08-2007, 01:31 AM   #105 (permalink)
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goddamn reading this thread has made me so depressed


you people are so fucking stupid

no, the suregel doesn't do a goddamn thing except make you spend money and look like a jackass on the internet. THE KEY IS THE WATER RETARDS.


also, if you start popping vitamin B and your piss is neon yellow, they will obviously know that you are up to something. YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE ANY PILLS, INCLUDING VITAMINS.

if you're stupid enough to drink bleach, i sincerely hope you die, or at the very least become sterile so your genes won't further pollute the pool.

IF YOU DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN JUST DRINKING LIQUIDS, THEY WILL SUSPECT SOMETHING AND MAKE YOU DO ANOTHER ONE AND SPECIFICALLY TELL YOU NOT TO DRINK SO MUCH FUCKING WATER.

on the other hand, if you just drink a lot of liquids and they say boo, just tell them that you're on the cross country team and have to drink a lot of water, or if you don't drink enough water you get crippling headaches. i dunno, make something up that is at least plausible.

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Old 12-17-2007, 02:33 PM   #106 (permalink)
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i just passed my drug test using someone else's piss....used 2 white owl blunt tubes(just barley reached the line on the cup..u might wanna use 3!)...wrapped a pain relieving heating pad around em..stuck em between two pairs of briefs ..and bang

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Old 12-22-2007, 06:46 PM   #107 (permalink)
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i just passed a drug test.... without doing anything but drinking water. i couldnt have cheated if i tried, they made me strip naked and wear a gown with it open in the front. ha
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Old 01-13-2008, 12:36 PM   #108 (permalink)
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God, tests seem to be frequent in the states!

I've had a few jobs in England and France and never have had to take a test

I think the only time they test us is if you are driving, but they cant tell whether you were high or you had smoked like 2 days before, so they stopped it and now try to use another sort of test...
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Old 01-23-2008, 01:23 PM   #109 (permalink)
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well, it definitely works...

I was really worried about my UA for my new job.. I mean, if I didn't get it I'd be evicted and hungry! haha. I was a running a bar, managing and bartending for about 2 years.. smoked everyday.. atleast a couple bowls during the day before training (muay thai around 1pm, and bjj later around 5).. then go to work, get out at 3am. smoke a 1 gram blunt with the boys or lady friend.. pass out, do it again the next day. I know.. livin the good life haha...
Due to some issues with the city and surrounding residents we were forced to close the bar down.. ever since I was scouring the city for a new bar job... no dice, everybody is staffed up and don't give a shit about my credentials. Luckily I had a couple homies working for a huge beer distributer whom I met through the bar.. I go and talk to them and a week later I'm called for an impromptu urine analysis!!! holy shit
I told them I had a prior engagement and rescheduled for 3 days later... Now, I teach muay thai and boxing at a local mma club, and also train 6 days a week as well.. so I'm pretty active, I hang out about %15-%18 bodyfat, 6 foot, 195.. so I'm in pretty good shape.. I stopped smoking for 11 days all together..
the day before, about 12 hours out I began drinking water, slowly made my way through a gallon.. then a 32 oz gatorade.. then sipped water til about 6 am (I'm a night owl).. then took a nap (I planned on just an hour and a half or so.. BUT OVERSLEPT!!) I thought for sure that I fucked myself when I woke up to see 9:30 on the clock.. I only had 1 hour to get pissin again..
I chugged another 32oz gatorade and 4 20oz glasses of water.. then drank a 16oz can of ROCKSTAR energy drink on the way up there.. I think I must have pissed 5 times before I got there... then they made me wait another 30 minutes to piss when I arrived, I thought I was gonna explode!! haha

3 days later, I get the call, UA came up clean and I start this weekend!! can't wait to start workin again.. but most of all, cant wait to spark that haha, thanks to everyone who contributed to this post, ITS GREATLY APPRECIATED!!
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Old 02-03-2008, 09:36 PM   #110 (permalink)
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When you quit consuming pot it will stay at a very high level in your system for 4 or 5 days. After that it will drop off to a low level that may be detectable for up to several weeks. Therefor, it will greatly increase the effectiveness of any flushing method you use to abstain for at least 4-5 days before testing. This is not normally a problem for job interviews or scheduled probation testing. Smoking right up to the test would require charcoal flushing which some hospitals use for poison treatment but I dont have the energy to go into right now. If you smoke right up to testing probably the best bet is substitute urine or urinators which again is a whole nuther chapter. Good Luck.
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Okay been gathering info both "factual" and "fictional", cuz there is some much out there.

Been blazing for about 8-10 years on and off. I've been fortunate enough to pass the UA test in the past through substiting but because of pre-employment screenings I can't do that anymore because it's being sent off to a lab and too many problems with keeping it warm and other problems with that. So I've been forced to run my own trials regarding this subject.

I am 6'1 about 190# and I exercise 7x a week. Running about 20-24 miles per week as well as weight training 3x a week. So my metabolism is above average.

Okay so heres the experiment 36 hours prior to testing <~ I know real short notice!!!!

Drank 1 gallon of water in one sitting and later in the evening 2 liters of Seltzer.

On day of test
2x16oz Starbucks black coffee, then 64oz water, followed by a mixture of 64 oz Gatorade & 2 packs of Sure gel.

Peed about 2x times prior to the actual test. At the actual test site I peed into the cup mid stream. The color wasn't a bright or dark yellow, but a light yellow.

I'll update in about 2-3 days. Hopefully w/ good results.

What do the pro's think?

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Old 02-05-2008, 11:30 AM   #112 (permalink)
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Tested Negative, but too diluted. I thought it look too light shit need help with this,whats the word on Vitamin b? What is the general consensus regarding dosage. I've got a re-test on Thursday with a chance they may request a hair sample but I am hoping they won't.
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Old 02-11-2008, 12:10 PM   #113 (permalink)
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Re-took the test, came up positive. Legal cutoff limit is 13% I thought it was 20% (WTF?) I had 18% but possibly more considering how dilutes the sample was.

I drank a shit load of soda (instead of h20) and a few gelatin packs prior to test. Big mistake stick to water, drink more vita-b and play your odds. Next time I'll get synthetic.

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Old 02-19-2008, 12:51 PM   #114 (permalink)
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i went to court and the judge gave me unsupervised probation. will i get drug tested if my charge was not drug-related and was charged as a youthful offender? if so i was clean when i went to court on 2/15 and i smoked to celebrate that night. i smoked 2 blunts a day on 2/15, 2/16, 2/17, and 2/18! i have my first meeting with my p.o on 2/28. will i get drug tested? i have no kind of previous record at all. i haven't smoked since 2/18. i been drinking plenty of water and sports drinks and i also cheer so that will burn my fat and i am 5ft 3 and 135 pounds. on the day i go in i will drink some sure jell also. my friend does it all the time and she is on supervised probation for a drug charge. any suggestions???
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I don't know jack about probation...but just in case you should be slamming water and Gatorade like there's no tomorrow, or at least follow the directions that Capt. Murphy gave when he started this thread.

I also have a question for anyone who may be able to help. I smoked once or twice just about every day for a few months. I stopped for 24 days and passed a piss test two weeks ago...was that luck or did all of that water and Gatorade do the trick? I smoked for a week after that, and now I haven't smoked for another week. I have a test on Friday...what's a guy to do?
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Unsupervised probation isn't as strict but probation regardless of the type is no joke it can go from freedom to the slamma quick of you fuck up. Don't the crime if you can't d the time. Don't risk it until you know what your getting into. Don't use for a few days the longer the better drink more fluids and on day of your "meeting" drink tons of fluids make sure you give a diluted urine or substitute but that maybe risky unless you know if your being supervised or unsupervised urine test.
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have you guys ever heard of pickle juice? all you need to do is eat then drink a cup full of pickle juice and then drink about 2 gallons of water and then go to sleep. reply if you need more instructions
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Idavisa,

i went thru a hair test and used your receipe, but i cannot find VO5 shampoo w/alone, so i used normal shampoo mixed with Alone Vera Gel. (i put a lot alone gel in it) Not sure if that works, but the rest were exactly as you mentioned.

Good thing is they didn't even look at the rest of my body but from my head directly.
i haven't been smoking for 1 month ,but still worried as hell, it's killing me.
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I think the biggest imo is the conditioner which you don't wash out (last step). I think you will be find bro; the V05 with Aloe is only what I used-any shampoo mixed with aloe should be good. BTW: I don't normally use VO5 w/Aloe shampoo; anything with aloe will help strip out the drug metabolites in your hair folicles.

Do me a favor and post back on how your results went, OK? That way people like the fucking idiot MARLEYSUBS can either validate his claim that this method is a joke or if you are found to be negative he can go fuck himself. Dude really needs to get a fucking life...lol!

No good deed goes unpunished. MarleySubs probably works for psychemedics corp and doesn't want this info to be out. If he were not, why would he be so absolute in discrediting this method-he wants you to fail for some obvious agenda that suits his own purpose.


BTW: MarleySubs your reply has been reported to the moderators; your uncalled abuse and the way you are behaving in the forums should not be tolerated and I reported your post. You should stop to think about what you are going to say before you submit it; it may come back and bite you in the ass.

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Thank you to the staff for pulling MarleySubs post off of this thread; it was counterproductive and I glad that you all realized that. As you will see by reading on that Darkangel used the method here and passed his hair test conducted by psymedics corp-and he had smoked 30 days prior to test and probably would of failed if not for poeple on this site helping others out.

Cheers to Darkangel!
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Chill out bro. He also added a few other ingredients to the concoction that would logically serve to some use, such as the hydrogen peroxide. What works for others may not for another person. Also, toxins can be found in the hair follicle/hair for a window of up to 90 days. Don't ridicule the original poster just to ridicule him.
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