bacon

Thanks a lot for the response! Time is fortunately on my side, but I just landed an interview with a pretty decent company and I'm guessing they might hair test as well. I don't want to screw this up, especially after waiting for so long!

I don't think I'll be able to postpone the test if it comes up, but I'm still not certain when exactly it will be. There's also another place that I am waiting to apply at, which says on their website that they hair test. I'm just waiting until I'm completely clean.

But in the meantime, I'm checking out this other position, and they are partnered with the company that hair tests.. so I'm guessing they might as well.

In any case, thanks a bunch for your information. I might just give it a try regardless of how long I wait.. just to make sure In any case, I'll pick up an aloe shampoo asap! Thanks again!



I also found a website that has a lot of interesting "scientific" information on hair drug testing. Just wondering if you've seen it. It sounds like it supports your method to some degree

pass a hair drug test

s0meone

well...I sent in my own personal hair test yesterday (not the one for work). Just waiting on the results.

Here is the method I went through:
First, the day before the test, I did the vinegar/astringent/tide method. this is affectionately known as the "maccujo" method on other websites, because he was apparently the first one to post about it. I immediately followed the Maccujo method by the method of this thread (hereafter I will refer to it as the ldavisa method) that includes the bleach, H2O2, and aloe shampoo.

Then the DAY that I took the hair sample, I did the Maccujo method, and again followed it by the ldavisa method. I followed this by using a single stage detox shampoo and then a 2 stage detox shampoo, and then I did the thing where I used the conditioner and left it in. A few hours later, after my hair had dried, I had a friend take a sample from the back of my head where a tester would typically take one. Now....I wait.

There is a great thread on marijuana.com regarding hair testing that has about 70 pages of results:
Post your results here for hair testing, negative or positive - Marijuana.com

It seems like Zydot really does the trick though, almost everyone that mentions it in that thread had success, especially when used in conjunction with bleaching your hair. I, however, am not using Zydot, so lets see how it goes.

blackjack69

First I would like to thank Idavisa for maintaining this thread and giving advice.

Also, I am not trying to be redundant as I know this thread has been beaten to death.

I believe to be getting a very good job offer. I am not going to use any zydot, or test pure as someone I know from NOR*L has told me (off the record) that they are all garbage and have no proven effects. Just my opinion. (not trying to start a war).

I am pretty dirty. I Have been smoking some of the highest qual smoke avail. (several months).

About 2 weeks ago I celebrated a friends B-day with 1 dose of x and it also happened to be snowing outside. (hint).

The x and snow is not common for me but I slipped up and indulged.

I have only been clean for for about 2 weeks of everything.


My strategy is the following:

Use Idavisa post slightly modified.

Idavisa, on the second post of this thread you had mentioned that your friend did not have time for zydot and just did the following:

"He didn't have time to buy the Zydot Shampoo system before his test so he just used the Clorox Bleach/Hydrogen Peroxide/VO5 Shampoo with ALOE method mentioned above (he has about 6 inches of hair-and didn't cut it prior to testing) and made SURE to saturate completely with conditioner without rinsing it out-AS HIS FINAL STEP before leaving to take the hair test."

My questions are:

1. Has any one else tried this method WITHOUT zydot and coloring?

2. I do not plan on getting my hair dyed as my friend does hair and said that it will not really do anything.

3. I am not planning on using any Zydot or internet shampoo as my source from NOR*L has said (off the record) that they have no proven track record.

4. Has anyone reported a failing with this method?

5. I have heard mixed results about the Macujo Method involving vinegar and clear and clean and tide. (Also read that one person reported extreme smell of vinegar after applying, would seem a bit suspicious.)

So to sum this LONG post up:

Will using the concoction of bleach, peroxide, VO5 with aloe alone for lets say 3-4 consecutive sessions work? Remember I am not planning on using zydot or coloring.

And using and leaving Conditioner in hair.

Has anyone failed using this method?

What are peoples opinion on this method vs Macujo Method?

I know this is a long thread but have done HOURS of research on this subject.

So Far, Idavisa's method is the only one that does not have bad reviews.

I appreciate any response.

Thanks and blessings.

ldavisa

Thank you for the vote of confidence m8; much obliged.

I realize the detox shampoo and perhaps the hair coloring may not be as effective as the other info in the thread; but the thread is based on what I actually did-so posting it, IMO, was necessary. I didn't want to take out anything that I did do; I wanted to post exactly step by step what I did to pass the hair test. One could take these out; but then I couldn't vouche 100% of it's effectiveness b/c the 2 times I used this method I used the detox shampoo and hair coloring.

However, my friend, now colleague, just used the bleach and hydrogen perioxide mixture and made sure to leave the conditioner in his hair prior to testing the day of; no detox shampoo or hair coloring-he passed and he was dirtier than the average person...so I'll let you draw your own conclusions. I would say that if I had to do again and could only do 2 of the 4 things mentioned it would be, without a doubt, the bleach, hydrogen peroxide, and aloe shampoo mixture and just as important condition hair and leave in to air dry. Those 2 seem to be the most important IMO, b/c as stated the mixture strips the drug metabolites out of your hair permanently regardless of how dirty you are and the conditioner will corrupt the test at minimum as to inconclusive, which will equal as negative (read a few posts above where this is explained).

I honestly think if you follow the instructions of this thread; you will pass. I know that the detox shampoo's only MASK your hair folicles and DO NOT strip them of the drug metabolites-so in theory you may not need to use the detox shampoo; but like I said I posted on EVERYTHING that I did in preparation for the test and did not want to leave anything out.

As for any failures: on the 3 websites I have this posted on I have yet to receive any complaints or anyone posting that they failed as result of using this method. If there were; I am positive that we all would of heard about it on this thread particularily. As of right now I know of approx 23 people that have used this method and have passed; not one person has PM'd me or posted that they have failed. This is why I maintain so far that this method has a 100% success rate.

BTW: The detox shampoo and hair coloring; I know that these are sketchy at most, but it gives the user a little bit more sanity during this awful experience and acts as an added insurance to the method.

Hope I answered your questions.

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So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Compliments of Bill Murray "Caddyshack" 1980

Lyn420

I just joined to share my recent experience.. took a pre-employment UA and passed using synthetic urine. I tried a detox drink as well as some detox pills.. those did not work for me at all. I failed 5 home tests so synthetic was the only way to go, in my case.

It really depends on a lot of things and each person is different.. I have been smoking for 10 years now and pretty much toke on a daily basis. I think it is obvious I had to sub..

I start my new job next week and I don't have to quit smoking.. Good luck to everyone!

ldavisa

From my experience in doing this 2 times I would suggest to do all of it the day of testing; 3 hours before should suffice.

Only things that I would recommend doing prior to the day of testing would be to:

1) Shave down hair with a clippers to 1/8 inch (everywhere you have hair) with the exception of your head hair.

2) If you choose to have your hair colored as I did, which is also mentioned in the method, you can have done anytime prior to testing-and if you have shorter hair; try to get hair cut slightly below the 1.5 inches (90 days); perhaps cut it around to 1.0 to 1.2 inches if possible.

3) Start shampooing your hair with an "aloe" shampoo as soon as you can; the more times washed the better. I would even say to go as far as to try and find some pure "aloe extract" and add it into the aloe shampoo if possible.

Hope this answers your questions.

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So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Compliments of Bill Murray "Caddyshack" 1980

Smoke Break

Awesome. I've been clean for a month so far, and think the test will be coming this month. I've started using aloe shampoo and plan on using this method JUST TO BE SURE with the test. I'll let you know how it goes.

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Think for yourself, question authority.

zwank

Idavisa, it seems like this thread is a GODSEND. I just hope this really works. I have reasons to believe that I will have my test tomorrow. I shaved all the hair on my body and my hair is just over 1 inch long.

Thing thing is...I have done MDMA last week! I know, fucking stupid but I didnt even know they had hair tests until a couple days ago.

I need to know if this really works?! I really dont have much time and I need help!!!!

What can I do?

sonnyday

Hey, nothing yet on my hair test. I did the vinegar thing once, but with the aloe rid for a few days and those other products that I got online. Zydot and Ultra Cleanse. Like you said, nothin I can do now, but sit back chill and wait. The other parties attorney wrote a big letter wanting the results, but they wrote back to her and said no, go to the court for it. The company also said that although it may cvome up positive for certain things they can only get the level, not the frequency or last time used. oh well hoping for clean, but maybe low levels..........Puff , Puff, Give

s0meone

The test that I mailed in on my own came back negative, so that's a relief. I will also post the results from the official test administered by the agency that does it for my job.

stonerswife

I joined here so I could thank you and post my husband's experience with his urine test. I posted it here http://www.yahooka.com/forum/drug-te...rine-test.html

Thank you so much Capt. Murphy and everyone else here. My husband passed his urine test at work.

He didn't pass the home test and ended up having to buy a product because he didn't have enough time to do all the fluids. The test was the next day. Either the fluids worked, the product worked, or they worked together because he passed and is now at work.

BTW he told me that they watched him urinate so he would not have been able to use the fake stuff that I wanted to buy him.

lonelywanderer

I have read a lot of threads not only here but on other forums and found that there is really not a lot of helpful information out there. The only thing you can find is really not helpful. I have had to take both supervised and unsupervised drug tests for the probation, the military and jobs. What I have found for myself is that all of the quick detox drinks do not work for me. They may work for you but who knows. One thing that I do know for sure is that if you have an unsupervised drug test for like DOT or a job then Quick Fix 4.0 is the way to go. You can find it all over the net. As long as you follow the instructions on the paper inside to the T you will pass. I have used it more than 10 times and it has always come out perfect. I was a little worried at first but after the first couple times I used it I knew I had found the perfect solution. In fact I ordered some today for a test I have coming up in a couple of weeks!bongsmilie

ldavisa

This method is intended for people exactly in your situation zwank; that is, with very little time to prepare. It doesn't matter when you used last; if the week before or 75 days prior to testing. That being said, if you followed the method (focusing primarily on the shampoo mixture of Hydrogen Peroxide, Bleach and Aloe Shampoo & the conditioner part) then I feel you should be OK. The mixture will STRIP the drug metabolites permanently from you hair and the conditioner you leave in will help in corrupting in the testing process. I am assuming you were not able to purchase and use any detox shampoo or color your hair but you did everything I would have done on such short notice (shave body hair down on body, and use the mix shampoo method). I really think you will be ok here.

Post back and let us know if you did end up taking the test and let me know what you actually did to prepare; then I can give you a little more feedback. But from what you posted its looks as if you should be good to go


I hope everything works for you pal; looks like a viable/suitable alternative to my method. I wish I could give you more feedback-however I am unfamilair with the vinegar method; but if it works then mo power to ya pal!

Post back when you get your results.

Well now this a good sign friend; this should ease your mind that this method works, as stated I have not yet heard of anyone using the method described in this thread and NOT passing. The home test you took in which you used this method and passed should at least for now give you reassurance on the validity of this method and provide sound testimony that this method works-no matter your level of drug use with any and/or all drugs. Since you also used another method (vinegar) with my method it would impossible to to know what method provided the best results. But from the above post; we should have an answer to that shortly as sonnyday only used the vinegar method and should have results back shortly. We then can determine if the vinegar method works as good as using only the method described in this thread.

However, this method still stands at an astounding 100% success rate (currently 25 out 25 users who followed the method mentioned in the original post have passed negative in all panels regardless of level of usage (this data taken from PM's to me on several different sites including this one)).

I wish you luck on your 2nd test; Good Luck and post back with results!

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So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Compliments of Bill Murray "Caddyshack" 1980

demize

What's up everyone. I have read this entire thread....front to back. All of the advice is appreciated. I have a test tomorrow afternoon before I go back to my job. I quit there, and they hired me back. Anyways, last time I smoked was the 10th (10 days ago). I would normally smoke everyday...2 bowls a day. I'm a 23 year old white boy. I'm about 6 feet tall. The scale reads around 200 lbs. I enjoy sports, but I'm not INCREDIBLY active. I don't lift weights. I don't excersize. The only running I do is from the cops.

With each 32oz Gatorade I drink, I follow it up with about 16-20oz of water. I am also taking something called "Airborne". Anyone ever hear of it? You just drop one of the capsuls (about the size of a bottle cap) into some water and drink up. It doesn't taste too bad...kinda like watered down orange juice. Let me tell you what it has in it...and let me know if you think it's a good idea.

Vitamin A (100% DV*)
Vitamin C (1,670% DV*)
Vitamin E (100% DV*)
Riboflavin (170% DV*)
Zinc (55% DV*)
Manganese (150% DV*)
Along with a proprietary blend of maltodextrin, lonicera, forsythia, schizonopeta, ginger, Chinese Vitex, isatis root, and echinacea.
(*- Daily Value)

Yeah, I don't know what half that shit is, either. But it's gotta be good for you.

The last thing I'm going to do before I go to bed is eat some asparagus. When I wake up tomorrow, I'm gonna pound down the Gatorade and water, take another Airborne, and chug a couple Monster's on the way to the clinic. Is there ANYTHING else I can do? I'm not sure if I need to get a detox drink from Walgreen's or anything. I think I am taking a pretty good approach.

s0meone

Just to be clear, this was not just a home test kit, but a test that I sent in to Quest diagnostics and got the results back through an MD.

ldavisa

Well I'll be damned; nice one. I'd say that you are in the clear than m8! Do exactly what you did-you should have no problem passing.

Congratulations as Quest does the same type of test procedure as Physmedics. You should be fine.

Glad to hear this...you should have a ton of relief now as well!

Post back with 2nd test results!

__________________
So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Compliments of Bill Murray "Caddyshack" 1980

thedudeabides

just signed up to let some of you know what i did to hopefully pass test. Failed a random at work and had to join the EAP program to keep job. Mind you I have been suspended w/o pay until I can pass clean. Got notice 25 of March and continued burning trend. the followoing monday I met with some counselor who thought that since I have been smoking for so long and almost everyday, that it would be impossible to clean up on my own. She recommended to my EAP that I join a group(similar to PTI). OMFG. I made two mistakes early. The first being that I should have used QF 4.0 on the first go round. 2nd, never spill too much info to these people. Act like it was a simple mistake. That is how my employer handled it, but they use another company to directly handle all benefits, PTO, drug free workplace,etc. It was out of their immediate hands. I did get clean au natural in just less than 14 days and passed random test on 3rd week of group/class. Yeah, they test too. I drank a ton of water after they told me, and the test showed 2 very distinct lines, so I knew I was good. My next hope was that EAP would let me go back to work based on that test. No go. Had to go back to Labcorp for protocol. I then got nervous that I may not pass LC test b/c I felt the one I just passed my be too diluted for their standards. I may be wrong, but I do believe their (LC) tests have more integrity. Not sure home tests pick up creatine levels, level of gravity and Ph. and things that make dilution(?sp). That is when I started doing more research on these sites and seems that for unsupervised test, QF4.0 is the way to go. Got it overnighted, studied it, practiced it, became it. Now I only hope results backup my new beliefs. Will let u know.

s0meone

Title says it all. I went in for my test required by my job this past Wednesday. I was a casual smoker, smoking about once a week to once every two weeks. I stopped as soon as I knew that I had to take a test which was about 1 month in advance.

Here is the exact method I followed the day of the test:

10AM: soaked my hair in vinegar for 20 minutes followed by scrubbing it with the astringent by Clean and Clear for 5 minutes. this was followed by washing my hair with tide for another 5 minutes. Washed it all off with Aloe Rid gentle clarifying Shampoo followed by the deep clarifying solution.

Noon: Began the method mentioned in this thread. Mixed bleach with hydrogen peroxide and an aloe shampoo. Did three 5 minute sessions, one immediately after the other. After that was done I used a single stage detox shampoo called "clean Screen". I purchased it from 1stopdetox.com Immediately after that I used a two stage detox shampoo that i purchased from testclear.com called "clear Choice". The label on these shampoos tell you not to use any other hair care products after their use. They tell you to not even blow dry your hair. Despite their recommendation I then applied some condition that I did not wash out. As soon as my hair was dry, I headed to the testing facility.

I hope this helps someone out in the future!! Best of luck

peterxx

I am going in us this summer and i am woried that i might have a HAIR drug test. For last time i have smoked weed on 13th or March before that 20th February... in fact january and decenber were the mounths when i smoked 3 times a week... But now i am clear from 44 days and if we add the days left to my work starts the days will be near 70(72-73).. I am 180lbs and 6.1 high, i have low body fat and i am drinking alot of water and vitamine c, i am sporting(sweating) and i am going to sauna(not often)... Can you tell me what can i do on the days left to clear my body from the toxins? P.s. i have bought ZYDOT ultra clean shampoo... Thx guyz...


If this will help you i will be a landscaper in MA (if someone wokred or work there he can tell me are there hair drug test). Once again Thank you...

snakeskin

Hi again, it's been a while since my last post on this thread. Updating to say I ended up being dilute again (for the 3d time) and I didn't get the job. I was offered to go retake it but I had enough and told them I found something else... So after this dissapointing turn of events after I had stayed clean for a month I collected some of my own pee on 4/19 and have it stored in the freezer. After this was done I celebrated 4/20 in the usual way.
Does frozen really work? How do you thaw it out, do you have to filter it? What do you put it in to go take the test? I am thinking of ordering some synthetic for back up. I know I'll have to get tested again sooner or later every job here seems to do it.
I am just pissed I kept coming up dilute. Are there just differences in how strict these labs are? It seems that much gatorade would make it dilute too.