Is this the slowest site for anyone else too?

the-who? · 01-07-2011, 04:16 AM

I haven't had a good laugh here recently but about two weeks abo I tried visiting this site and the page took 20+ seconds to load so I forgot about it. (I don't remember this site ever being so slow). Since then I tried it on 3 different computers & on two different connections and this site was consistently slow as shit. Everything else, including lag ass sites like rotten tomatos( ROTTEN TOMATOES: Movies - New Movie Reviews and Previews! << try it yourself) load instantly. Movie length megavideos take 5-10 min to save, yet the yahooka home page takes 20 seconds. It's obviously not my connection. what gives?

Dandaweedman · 01-07-2011, 04:18 AM

Good question, it's been hellishly slow for me too.

the-who? · 01-07-2011, 04:20 AM

word, it's not just my connection then. yeah this is retardedly slow. yahooka ill check you later when you get that shit together.

Bearsy · 01-07-2011, 04:29 AM

My load times are pretty quick. The only issue arises when there's massive threads cause I'm on 100ppp.

Flamingnun · 01-07-2011, 05:52 AM

Yahooka's probably the slowest site I use.

Snowmayne · 01-07-2011, 07:01 AM

yeap, only site in all of the vast land of internet that every page loads slow as fuck

Xil · 01-07-2011, 12:58 PM

weird, it loads reasonably fast for me. i can open like 5-8 threads in different tabs and they're all loaded within ten seconds.

maybe thats not lightning fast but i've had to make due with much worse so i'm not complaining

eta: it takes exactly 5 seconds to load new posts or this page, how much of that is me sharing internet with others i do not know.

Roach · 01-07-2011, 02:22 PM

my machine has problems in waiting for reply from yahooka.

intermittently.

just hit reply the first time...35 seconds 50% loaded. backpeddle...hit reply again

next time 3 seconds.

probably the bot busters.

or the feds DOS-ing us

BudSniffer · 01-07-2011, 05:09 PM

It's been slow for me ever since the crash awhile back.....

Dandaweedman · 01-07-2011, 06:38 PM

With me it is hit more than miss. But when it is slow it can take a looong time to attach a picture.
All in the past 2 weeks for me

SmokeaJoint · 01-07-2011, 07:30 PM

Mine gets slow sometimes, like The Balls Thread took forever to load the other day but for the most part YaHooka load pretty quick for me. If I close a tab with YaHooka in it, however, it resets my UserCP so that it shows all my subscribed threads as unread. Even if I just got done posting in it before I close the tab. WFT is up with that?

msicidron · 01-08-2011, 04:44 PM

i like it slow

the-who? · 05-06-2011, 04:14 AM

this site is slow as fuck.

is it that god damn Obamas fault?

is it posts like these slowing it down?

I think I got the black lung pop.

is it that dumbass chat box?

clive · 05-06-2011, 05:14 AM

maybe your vape is draining power from your browser bro

SmokeaJoint · 05-06-2011, 08:44 AM

Smoke an ounce of dro, it makes the browser run faster.

the-who? · 05-06-2011, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clive

maybe your vape is draining power from your browser bro

Yeah I realize you're trying to be funny.. I'm just trying to understand how that's supposed to be funny. You sound mad you can't afford a vape.

**SageTree** · 05-06-2011, 11:50 AM

Believe it or not, there are some things happening behind the scenes, getting stuff in order for a few shifts that will hopefully make things run more smoothly around here. Stuff takes a while around here, my apologies for that. But I assure you, it's on the table.

thetoker · 05-06-2011, 12:42 PM

i thought it was just me too. glad its not the case.

01-07-2011, 04:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
the-who? watching adultswim Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 977 Thanks: 16 Thanked 180 Times in 131 Posts	Is this the slowest site for anyone else too? I haven't had a good laugh here recently but about two weeks abo I tried visiting this site and the page took 20+ seconds to load so I forgot about it. (I don't remember this site ever being so slow). Since then I tried it on 3 different computers & on two different connections and this site was consistently slow as shit. Everything else, including lag ass sites like rotten tomatos( ROTTEN TOMATOES: Movies - New Movie Reviews and Previews! << try it yourself) load instantly. Movie length megavideos take 5-10 min to save, yet the yahooka home page takes 20 seconds. It's obviously not my connection. what gives? __________________ Please, aint nobody fucking after her. I'm outta here soon as I fix the flux capacitor.

01-07-2011, 04:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
Dandaweedman Old School Join Date: May 2004 Location: At the Cabana Posts: 7,407 Thanks: 699 Thanked 760 Times in 613 Posts	Good question, it's been hellishly slow for me too. __________________ Hanging in the Cabana

01-07-2011, 04:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
the-who? watching adultswim Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 977 Thanks: 16 Thanked 180 Times in 131 Posts	word, it's not just my connection then. yeah this is retardedly slow. yahooka ill check you later when you get that shit together. __________________ Please, aint nobody fucking after her. I'm outta here soon as I fix the flux capacitor.

01-07-2011, 05:52 AM	#5 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	Yahooka's probably the slowest site I use. __________________

01-07-2011, 07:01 AM	#6 (permalink)
Snowmayne Hero of the Internet Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,736 Thanks: 494 Thanked 4,294,967,294 Times in 956 Posts	yeap, only site in all of the vast land of internet that every page loads slow as fuck __________________ We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies. We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated. Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "

01-07-2011, 12:58 PM	#7 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,035 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	weird, it loads reasonably fast for me. i can open like 5-8 threads in different tabs and they're all loaded within ten seconds. maybe thats not lightning fast but i've had to make due with much worse so i'm not complaining eta: it takes exactly 5 seconds to load new posts or this page, how much of that is me sharing internet with others i do not know. __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

01-07-2011, 02:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,143 Thanks: 2,362 Thanked 1,974 Times in 1,500 Posts	my machine has problems in waiting for reply from yahooka. intermittently. just hit reply the first time...35 seconds 50% loaded. backpeddle...hit reply again next time 3 seconds. probably the bot busters. or the feds DOS-ing us __________________ לזיין את הקופים

01-07-2011, 05:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
BudSniffer Just bein' me Join Date: May 2002 Location: waayyyy over yonder Posts: 822 Thanks: 413 Thanked 306 Times in 186 Posts	It's been slow for me ever since the crash awhile back..... __________________ "Nobody thinks the way that I do, I guess nobody dares. My head's so full of things, I set my mind free of them. I'm breaking the rules, breaking all the rules. " -Ozzy Osbourne

01-07-2011, 06:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
Dandaweedman Old School Join Date: May 2004 Location: At the Cabana Posts: 7,407 Thanks: 699 Thanked 760 Times in 613 Posts	With me it is hit more than miss. But when it is slow it can take a looong time to attach a picture. All in the past 2 weeks for me __________________ Hanging in the Cabana

01-08-2011, 04:44 PM	#12 (permalink)
msicidron vibing Join Date: May 2007 Location: North America Posts: 959 Thanks: 229 Thanked 157 Times in 122 Posts	i like it slow __________________ \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|

05-06-2011, 04:14 AM	#13 (permalink)
the-who? watching adultswim Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 977 Thanks: 16 Thanked 180 Times in 131 Posts	this site is slow as fuck. is it that god damn Obamas fault? is it posts like these slowing it down? I think I got the black lung pop. is it that dumbass chat box? __________________ Please, aint nobody fucking after her. I'm outta here soon as I fix the flux capacitor.

05-06-2011, 11:50 AM	#17 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,761 Times in 4,664 Posts	Believe it or not, there are some things happening behind the scenes, getting stuff in order for a few shifts that will hopefully make things run more smoothly around here. Stuff takes a while around here, my apologies for that. But I assure you, it's on the table. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

05-06-2011, 12:42 PM	#18 (permalink)
thetoker Daily Toker Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: North Coast Posts: 26 Thanks: 12 Thanked 9 Times in 6 Posts	i thought it was just me too. glad its not the case.

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