Google and YaHooka

Cerebro · 04-10-2011, 06:47 PM

I know of a few people that make their money teaching people to up-rank in google, some are fulltime employees where that is their only task.
I have been told that if we all typed in 'marijuana forum' or other typical searches that should bring us here, and then all scrolled down to YaHooka then we would be upping our rank.
I just went thru 40 pages of google without finding our webpage. I found pokemon, and fatty liver, but no YaHooka.
Can someone more IT au fait enlighten?

Roach · 04-11-2011, 07:51 AM

you mean this stuff ?

How to Improve Your Website's Google Ranking

company I work for used an agency ...actually several, to finally come up with a "good listing".

total cost of the site so far 35,000 dollars over 10 years of working on it.

search for: current transformers

should give one of the largest suppliers...

Electric Metering Devices, Current Transformers, Potential Transformers, Signal Conditioners - Aya Instruments

instead it comes up about # 20 (usually page 2 on searching.)

so much for "optimization"

ionlylooklazy · 04-11-2011, 07:55 AM

ah so you design and manufacture ct's pt's for the distribution side? interesting

Roach · 04-11-2011, 07:58 AM

I mean shit....searching for YaHooka comes up with a bogus site (Image something) on the first listing.

might want to fix that first.

Roach · 04-11-2011, 08:05 AM

actually I design and build electronic devices for measuring/monitoring power.

The devices you run the output of whatever you might be measuring/sensing, into.
frequency
voltage
current
phase shift
power factor
etc.

ct's we get from Spain mostly, clamp on type from France

yes, mostly on the distribution side.

Being · 04-11-2011, 08:13 AM

well. ive searched for:
marijuana forum
pot forum
weed forum

The first result in the top 20 pages ive found was using weed forum, weed/butter ratio thread. when you click though, it doesn't work. when you hover the spyglass icon though, you can see the page, and apparantly its listed because of m0rb1d's quote.

google fail.

Roach · 04-11-2011, 08:39 AM

^ tried the same thing.

tried every form of topic (phrasing) I could think of, but only get hits for YaHooka when searching for YaHooka.

also, I'm using Bing search engine.

the-who? · 06-15-2011, 06:10 PM

It's because yahooka doesn't even sound like a pot site.

Lets be honest, how many people actually use hookas? It's like the most arbitrary smoking devise you could think of.

farmergiles · 06-15-2011, 06:19 PM

We get a lot of hits from being mentioned in grow guides and stuff. If we aren't too laughably shambolic then this may continue in the future.

Google doesn't own the universe.

kitch · 06-15-2011, 08:51 PM

Perhaps everyone who was meant to find this site found it 5+ years ago

fenderbender · 06-15-2011, 10:57 PM

i love how the majority of yahookans are green names. That is awesome

The Don · 06-15-2011, 11:33 PM

^Aweseome for day to day lullies, but in the longterm, some kind of flow of registrations would be needed.

Didn't you guys recently kill the frontpage? Could that have something to do with why yhka dosn't show up anymore?

**Pharm Girl** · 06-16-2011, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Can someone more IT au fait enlighten?

kien, kien kisment un franglophone!

**Kompressor** · 06-16-2011, 03:37 AM

The truth is, when Yahooka got infected with malicious code a year or so ago, it plummeted our google rank.

How to get it back, is anyone's guess.

**SageTree** · 06-16-2011, 06:09 AM

The issue that Komp mentioned is on TC's radar.
I think he'll get to it after we're on a more stable DB.
He seems to know how to fix this or at least the process to see if it can happen.

Geeno · 06-16-2011, 06:13 AM

It doesn't help that if you do find yahooka via google, you will be redirected to a spam site 3/5 times.

adventure · 06-16-2011, 06:37 AM

Well how did everyone here find this utopia in the first place? I know i surfed around on the "main page" for a while before I clicked on the "discussion board" tab. For me Yahooka was a search-engine-of-sort for Marijuana with a message board, now its just a message board. I would have never came here if it was just a message board. This is the only forum that i visit or have ever visited.

Geeno · 06-16-2011, 06:49 AM

Zoltron told me than him and peace seeker had more freedom of expression here, than the board we initially met on.

Being · 06-16-2011, 08:07 AM

m0rb1d introduced it to me. not sure how he found it. I kind of like word of mouth advertising. cuts down on nubs.

**SageTree** · 06-16-2011, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geeno

Zoltron told me than him and peace seeker had more freedom of expression here, than the board we initially met on.

What board was that?

Quote:

Originally Posted by adventure

Well how did everyone here find this utopia in the first place? I know i surfed around on the "main page" for a while before I clicked on the "discussion board" tab. For me Yahooka was a search-engine-of-sort for Marijuana with a message board, now its just a message board. I would have never came here if it was just a message board. This is the only forum that i visit or have ever visited.

I was 18, living in Iowa.
First place by myself.
Thought I'd get myself a hooka...
And typed in marijuana hooka
Figuring I'd be taken to a place to buy one or something...
Yahooka came up.
Never bought that hooka (the gf might have had a hand in that)
Never left The Hooka.

04-11-2011, 07:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,143 Thanks: 2,362 Thanked 1,974 Times in 1,500 Posts	you mean this stuff ? How to Improve Your Website's Google Ranking company I work for used an agency ...actually several, to finally come up with a "good listing". total cost of the site so far 35,000 dollars over 10 years of working on it. search for: current transformers should give one of the largest suppliers... Electric Metering Devices, Current Transformers, Potential Transformers, Signal Conditioners - Aya Instruments instead it comes up about # 20 (usually page 2 on searching.) so much for "optimization" __________________ לזיין את הקופים

04-11-2011, 07:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,143 Thanks: 2,362 Thanked 1,974 Times in 1,500 Posts	I mean shit....searching for YaHooka comes up with a bogus site (Image something) on the first listing. might want to fix that first. __________________ לזיין את הקופים

04-11-2011, 08:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,143 Thanks: 2,362 Thanked 1,974 Times in 1,500 Posts	actually I design and build electronic devices for measuring/monitoring power. The devices you run the output of whatever you might be measuring/sensing, into. frequency voltage current phase shift power factor etc. ct's we get from Spain mostly, clamp on type from France yes, mostly on the distribution side. __________________ לזיין את הקופים

04-11-2011, 08:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,143 Thanks: 2,362 Thanked 1,974 Times in 1,500 Posts	^ tried the same thing. tried every form of topic (phrasing) I could think of, but only get hits for YaHooka when searching for YaHooka. also, I'm using Bing search engine. __________________ לזיין את הקופים

06-15-2011, 06:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
the-who? watching adultswim Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 977 Thanks: 16 Thanked 180 Times in 131 Posts	It's because yahooka doesn't even sound like a pot site. Lets be honest, how many people actually use hookas? It's like the most arbitrary smoking devise you could think of. __________________ Please, aint nobody fucking after her. I'm outta here soon as I fix the flux capacitor.

04-11-2011, 07:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
ionlylooklazy no left turn unstoned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: washington Posts: 4,045 Thanks: 56 Thanked 558 Times in 292 Posts	ah so you design and manufacture ct's pt's for the distribution side? interesting

06-15-2011, 06:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
farmergiles Yahookan Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sick of the hatred and the lies Posts: 7,779 Thanks: 2,272 Thanked 3,734 Times in 2,546 Posts	We get a lot of hits from being mentioned in grow guides and stuff. If we aren't too laughably shambolic then this may continue in the future. Google doesn't own the universe. __________________ Cultivate a stoic calmness *Fuck the Monkeys* Every Kind of Vice

06-15-2011, 11:33 PM	#12 (permalink)
The Don You follow? Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 11,151 Thanks: 544 Thanked 781 Times in 426 Posts	^Aweseome for day to day lullies, but in the longterm, some kind of flow of registrations would be needed. Didn't you guys recently kill the frontpage? Could that have something to do with why yhka dosn't show up anymore? __________________ I am genuienly sad about my thanks:post ratio

06-16-2011, 03:37 AM	#14 (permalink)
Kompressor Voice of Reason Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Illinois Posts: 8,356 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3,063 Times in 1,633 Posts	The truth is, when Yahooka got infected with malicious code a year or so ago, it plummeted our google rank. How to get it back, is anyone's guess. __________________ Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -H. Bergson

06-16-2011, 06:09 AM	#15 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,761 Times in 4,664 Posts	The issue that Komp mentioned is on TC's radar. I think he'll get to it after we're on a more stable DB. He seems to know how to fix this or at least the process to see if it can happen. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

06-16-2011, 06:37 AM	#17 (permalink)
adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,720 Thanks: 1,843 Thanked 1,454 Times in 1,085 Posts	Well how did everyone here find this utopia in the first place? I know i surfed around on the "main page" for a while before I clicked on the "discussion board" tab. For me Yahooka was a search-engine-of-sort for Marijuana with a message board, now its just a message board. I would have never came here if it was just a message board. This is the only forum that i visit or have ever visited. __________________ Coming Full Range

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