So far the only idea I had was to find some pub or coffee house where they're holding a slam poetry reading, talk to whoever is running the event and line up a spot. Then I'd "off the cuff" one night suggest we go check out the thing. When we get there I'd excuse myself to go to the bathroom and tell her "Watch the next guy, I hear he's good", of course it would be me, and I'd write the proposal into a poem and deliver it slam style.
The ironic part is I know nothing about slam poetry!
