Originally Posted by Shai-hulud

Step into the kitchen. Good. Now grab the knife. NO not that one, the knife to the left of it. That's right, that one right over there. Now pick it up. Come on now, don't be afraid, just pick it up. PICK IT UP. Good. Now bring it closer to your face. Ah ah ah... not too close. Good. Right there. Now twist it sideways so you can see your reflection in it's shiny steel. See that face? Do you see it? It is your face. Do you like your face? Do you? Huh? Didn't think so. That's too bad, isn't it. Isn't it? What are you going to do about it? Just stand there, staring at it? Why are you shaking? There is no need to shake, after all it's only a face. No no, be careful, you don't want to do anything you might regret. Perhaps now is a good time to put down the blade, before anyone gets hurt. Huh. Well. Now someone is going to have to clean that up.