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Hahaha!!! A couple weeks ago my sister called me at work and told me to meet her and that she didn't want to say why over the phone. I got there and she told me she wanted to get a job at WalMart and needed me to piss in a cup for her (she knew I'd been on vacation and hadn't had any pot for a long while, even before). My sister is big on speed.
I took the papers (folded so the name couldn't be seen) and the cup to the desk and asked if I needed ID. She said yes so I said I left to get it out of my car... and I never returned.
She got the job at least.
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I smoke 2 joints in peace and 2 in times of war. I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints, and then I smoke 2 more.
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