[Canuck Wisdom]

Alright, lets put together some knowledge here and bring to light the best methods for smoking indoors or out a window without being detected by parents or other authorities such as college dons.

Many of us are or have been in the situation where we cannot be detected smoking, but have reason to want to stay inside (like right now when its twenty degreees below zero outside). There are different methods and I want to see the very best come to light here, tried and tested over years of sneaking around.

I'll start.

The Blowee: Take a water bottle (or cardboard tube, which wont last as long, but absorbs moisture rather then collecting it like the bottle) and cut off the bottom few inches of it. Stuff the thing with as much dryer sheets as is reasonable and bend the cut end in, heating it with a lighter and sealing it so that the sheets wont slide out but you still have space for the smoke to escape when you blow. With the bottle you also have a nice mouthpiece from which to blow your smoke through and get fresh laundry scented smoke.

Please DO NOT breath in through the dryer sheets, for everything that is holy, please. I know some folks who do this and it just digusts me, because I've done it by accident and it can burn.

Be careful though using the blowee and dont forget about smoke escaping from your bowl. And it doesn't do anything for joints.

Diagrams are encouraged. I'll be filtering through unnecessary posts.