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ds2adm · 02-26-2007, 05:01 PM

WHAT I HAVE LEARNED ABOUT WHAT THE STATE DOES FOR DRUG TESTS:

Keep in mind, these all happened during my time as a minor.

They check for creatin in your urine, and them temperature must be between 93 and 99 degrees, otherwise they say it's tampered with.

If your urine is too diluted, they can't tell so long as it looks, smells, and has the same amount of creatin as regular urine.

So here's what I do, and it works every time.

Drink at least a gallon of water a day, for at least 7 days before the test.

Eat 3 sticks of asparagus after every meal.

Take B Complex pills 40 minutes after every meal.

The asparagus gives the urine scent AND creatin, and the B Complex pills give it color (even if it's neon yellow, blame the light fixtures)

A trick to use if you are using someone else's piss:

Put it in a small bottle with a visene-like tip, so you can squirt it out, but it won't drip, use a hand warmer (sometimes they work, sometimes they don't), OR, If you are a girl, stick the heated bottle under your breast, between the bottom of the breast and the chest, that regulates the temperature of the urine to body temperature. If you are a guy, same technique, only strap it to your inner thigh. Then again, the inner thigh thing can work for women, too.

Anyways, that's all I've learned from experience. Happy toking.

02-26-2007, 05:01 PM	#128 (permalink)
ds2adm A.K.A Johnny Bong Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Drylands of the NW Posts: 124 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	WHAT I HAVE LEARNED ABOUT WHAT THE STATE DOES FOR DRUG TESTS: Keep in mind, these all happened during my time as a minor. They check for creatin in your urine, and them temperature must be between 93 and 99 degrees, otherwise they say it's tampered with. If your urine is too diluted, they can't tell so long as it looks, smells, and has the same amount of creatin as regular urine. So here's what I do, and it works every time. Drink at least a gallon of water a day, for at least 7 days before the test. Eat 3 sticks of asparagus after every meal. Take B Complex pills 40 minutes after every meal. The asparagus gives the urine scent AND creatin, and the B Complex pills give it color (even if it's neon yellow, blame the light fixtures) A trick to use if you are using someone else's piss: Put it in a small bottle with a visene-like tip, so you can squirt it out, but it won't drip, use a hand warmer (sometimes they work, sometimes they don't), OR, If you are a girl, stick the heated bottle under your breast, between the bottom of the breast and the chest, that regulates the temperature of the urine to body temperature. If you are a guy, same technique, only strap it to your inner thigh. Then again, the inner thigh thing can work for women, too. Anyways, that's all I've learned from experience. Happy toking.