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Old 06-04-2007, 07:50 PM   #20 (permalink)
Mercury
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Originally Posted by surf*and*smoke View Post
" hey babe wanna go out tonight?"

"uhh sure"

"ok, pick me up around 7"

"pick you up??"

"yea, i sold my car because i am cheap"

"o, umm... my car has no gas"

"well it will take me a little while to peddal there on my bike, so wanna call it 9?"

"actually, i forgot that my mom di...i mean my cat has to go to the vet...i mean...i'll talk to you later"
Come on now, like I'd date such a superficial bitch in the first place.
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