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Old 07-18-2007, 08:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Lighter Stories

There is a cigarette here called Peter Jackson's.
I once found a Peter Jackson lighter, I'd never seen one before, the graphics looked like 80's.
Anyway, it was half full when I found it.
I used it for ages, it lasted much longer than it should have.
I scrapped off most of the letters so it became Jack.
After it was exhausted I kept it for the memories.
Upon occasion I would be unable to find a lighter anywhere, I would grab Jack, and he would return to light one more cone, before dying again.
He did this soo many times that he became a legend.
Good Old Jack.
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