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Originally Posted by mr.nobody
pissing on the toilet seat and around the toilet. This is the fuckin thing that drove me to this. I went to take a shit and sat right in some piss. Couldnt get up because I was mid-turd  . If you cant lift the lid and aim your johnson then you have some serious problems
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soooolike... you started to poop before you even sat down? oh man. i think this may be your own fault.
1. look at the toilet
2. make neccesary adjustments
3. sit down
4. poop
never once thought id have to tell this to a dude.