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Hey kids,

Being hugely anti-social it's taken me a long time to find anyone who even knew a dealer. I've also been unemployed for a long time and so had no cash to spend even if I knew someone. Recently I made some new friends and got a job, and today those two things sort of came together, as two of my colleagues came forwards and offered to sell me weed. I've got the cash and the will, so I organised to buy some next monday.

Of-course, being ever the nerd and newbie, I've got questions. Stupid ones, most likely, that I should probably know considering I'm on the YaHooka forums. Thing is, I've never bought weed, I've only ever smoked it a couple of times, and I'm nervous. About getting ripped off or fucked over. So, sorry in advance if anything I ask strikes you as ridiculously stupid.

1) What the hell does one pay for weed in England these days? I don't know the pricing system, and I think the guy I'm buying from suspects this. He's a total dick (in a very amiable sort of way, I suppose) and would probably fuck me over if he had the chance.

2) How the fuck do you know the quality of weed? I've read about soapbar and glass-grass, but that's not really my primary concern. I'm just worried he's going to sell me pedestrian shit at inflated prices. All I've been told is that it's "well good shit, man".

3) Where the hell am I going to smoke this shit? Can't smoke at home, haven't got a car, don't have any cool friends, too fucking cold to chill outside. Any suggestions? I've already decided to bake something for my mum as a christmas treat. She has chronic pains that it should theoretically help with.