[Hostile]

"Nah, I've got no expendable cash. If I had any I'd spend it on a better bong. I suppose I could smoke inside but I don't want to stink up the place."

costs almost nothing.

Take a paper towel role or an empty bottle of water with holes cut in the bottom (thats what i do) and stuff it with dryer sheets and you have one made. Costs almost nothing if you already have dryer sheets.

blow the smoke through it and it shouldn't stink up the house at all.

Thanks man, you're a lifesaver. I'll try that.