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It sounds like dilution will be your best bet. The drinks are pretty much the dilution method as well - but you just pay more.

Check around in this forum for other experiences with dilution. I've done it a couple times. Just be sure to drink plenty of water that morning and piss a couple times before going in. A B-12 vitamin will help give color. Lastly, be sure to collect the piss mid-stream as the heaviest parts (THC) comes at the begging and end.

I'd also suggest 'practicing' a couple times cause clear piss is the last thing you want, but fluorescent piss is almost worse.

Good luck and keep us updated!