[AnimalLover420]

My best advice is to make absolutely sure about your sexuality before you start "coming out" to people. I told my mom I was a lesbian. I had been dating a chick for about 6 months and we were semi-serious. I thought I would never go back to a hetero lifestyle, so I went ahead and told my mother that I was gay. She fucking laughed at me and told me it was just a phase. The thing about my mom is this, she's incredibly cool and she knows me better than anyone else. So not only did she not freak out about the fact that I was carpet munchin', but she totally called it for what it was. I fought her on it and asked how dare she question my decision. But look at me now, back on the pole. And I mean pole as in man pole, not stripper pole. While I really did enjoy my relationship with that girl, as well as every other girl I dated, I think that deep down inside I knew that none of them were people I could settle down with. Not because they were women, but because we weren't as close and comfortable with each other as I would have liked. I like the way it worked out though, the guy I ended up with is wonderful and as an added bonus- he has a penis!! I probably would have made a terrible lesbian, considering the fact that I have a weakness for weiner.