03-03-2008, 11:29 AM
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Virgo. Fuck horoscopes though, yeah, cause "If I was born two days earlier I wouldn't be such an ass. It's cause I'm a Scorpio, and my sign causes me to act out on my feelings more than anyone else."
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants.
I come before you, to stand before you, to tell you a story I know nothing about.
One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight.
They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too.
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