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ldavisa · 04-03-2008, 05:06 PM

@ s0meone:

Seems to be good info and IMO the method you describe is very similiar to the method that I posted originally; just with other ingredients-so mo' power to ya.

I believe, truly, that the method posted by me will work under any circumstance. But it can't hurt you to try a combination of things (as this is what I did-mixed a combo of methods together to create one whole credible procedure that has produced a success rate (if done correctly) of 100%; I would be curious to know your results when all is said and done.

It is all about stripping the drug metabolites from your hair permanently vs. masking the hair folicle with a substance as I believe most of the detox shampoos mostly do-they don't strip your hair of the drugs, they just coat/cover the hair folicle for an extended period of time. So if your method "strips the drug metabolites" then you have achieved the primary goal. The conditioner is just a fall-back, sorta like extra added insurance just in case, catch my drift?

As for preparing with Aloe Shampoo days ahead; good for you, I didn't have the time to prepare weeks in advance so you are on the right track.

As for mixture of bleach, hydrogen perioxide and Aloe Shampoo (I used V05 w/Aloe)-this was done just a few hours before I left to take the test and it was done all at once-all 3 five min intervals, one right after the other. Mix in hair-let sit 5 mins; rinse and repeat right after. Then after this I used a detox shampoo-followed the directions and lastly (and IMO most importantly) used conditioner and DID NOT rinse it out. I let it air dry.

I had my hair colored the day before the test (not bleached; just a shade lighter than my natural brown hair) and then the day of the test I did everything else about 2-3 hours prior to me leaving to go to the testing site.

My instincts tell me that you will be just fine.

Also very good that you shaved down body hair as they will use that if they determine there is not enough hair on your head-this way they are forced to use head hair as there will be no other area to get a sample from (remember to shave crotch area-as they will go there depending on the circumstances of the testing needed-mostly for court mandated test though). One word of caution though; the testers are not stupid and they hear just about every excuse out there. I've been told by them on both occassions that common "red flags" are when someone comes in with a shaved head; bleached blond hair, or absolutely no body hair-the testee claiming that he is a swimmer; they say they hear the "swimming excuse" almost several time daily. No worries though this doesn't prove anything; merely just may make you look a little suspect to them regardless if you are truly are a legit swimmer or not. That is why I shaved/trimmed body hair down to approx 1/8 inch.

I would definetely suggest to dress up with slacks and a tie to try and take focus away from the hair-less body issue. It will help.

PM with any questions and keep us posted as to your results.

Good Luck Bro!

Edit: I don't recommend to anyone reading this post to "over-do" my method; you may change the color of your hair if you try and double or triple up on the shampoo mix part. Short hair three 5 min back to back washings; Longer hair you can double up on solution and do up to four-five 5 min intervals (thus all depends on how long your hair is; use common sense here).

This will work with 100% effectiveness just as it is written.

04-03-2008, 05:06 PM	#55 (permalink)
ldavisa YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Yo Mama's Place Posts: 96 Thanks: 17 Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts	@ s0meone: Seems to be good info and IMO the method you describe is very similiar to the method that I posted originally; just with other ingredients-so mo' power to ya. I believe, truly, that the method posted by me will work under any circumstance. But it can't hurt you to try a combination of things (as this is what I did-mixed a combo of methods together to create one whole credible procedure that has produced a success rate (if done correctly) of 100%; I would be curious to know your results when all is said and done. It is all about stripping the drug metabolites from your hair permanently vs. masking the hair folicle with a substance as I believe most of the detox shampoos mostly do-they don't strip your hair of the drugs, they just coat/cover the hair folicle for an extended period of time. So if your method "strips the drug metabolites" then you have achieved the primary goal. The conditioner is just a fall-back, sorta like extra added insurance just in case, catch my drift? As for preparing with Aloe Shampoo days ahead; good for you, I didn't have the time to prepare weeks in advance so you are on the right track. As for mixture of bleach, hydrogen perioxide and Aloe Shampoo (I used V05 w/Aloe)-this was done just a few hours before I left to take the test and it was done all at once-all 3 five min intervals, one right after the other. Mix in hair-let sit 5 mins; rinse and repeat right after. Then after this I used a detox shampoo-followed the directions and lastly (and IMO most importantly) used conditioner and DID NOT rinse it out. I let it air dry. I had my hair colored the day before the test (not bleached; just a shade lighter than my natural brown hair) and then the day of the test I did everything else about 2-3 hours prior to me leaving to go to the testing site. My instincts tell me that you will be just fine. Also very good that you shaved down body hair as they will use that if they determine there is not enough hair on your head-this way they are forced to use head hair as there will be no other area to get a sample from (remember to shave crotch area-as they will go there depending on the circumstances of the testing needed-mostly for court mandated test though). One word of caution though; the testers are not stupid and they hear just about every excuse out there. I've been told by them on both occassions that common "red flags" are when someone comes in with a shaved head; bleached blond hair, or absolutely no body hair-the testee claiming that he is a swimmer; they say they hear the "swimming excuse" almost several time daily. No worries though this doesn't prove anything; merely just may make you look a little suspect to them regardless if you are truly are a legit swimmer or not. That is why I shaved/trimmed body hair down to approx 1/8 inch. I would definetely suggest to dress up with slacks and a tie to try and take focus away from the hair-less body issue. It will help. PM with any questions and keep us posted as to your results. Good Luck Bro! Edit: I don't recommend to anyone reading this post to "over-do" my method; you may change the color of your hair if you try and double or triple up on the shampoo mix part. Short hair three 5 min back to back washings; Longer hair you can double up on solution and do up to four-five 5 min intervals (thus all depends on how long your hair is; use common sense here). This will work with 100% effectiveness just as it is written. __________________ So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice. Compliments of Bill Murray "Caddyshack" 1980 Last edited by ldavisa; 04-03-2008 at 05:28 PM.