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i think i'm going to move into an assisted living facility for senior citizens. we would fuck it up. i'd shit my pants all the time and be administered sponge baths by obese mid-40ish black woman. i would convince her to buy a sexy novelty nurse outfit when she bathed me. she would eventually move in with me at the assisted living facility and we would both shit our pants. we would make a majority of our money from a meth lab hidden in the boiler room. the elderly love to have sex on methamphetamine . an unusually high amount of heart attacks would occur about 6 months into the operation. local investigators would eventually uncover our operation, and this would launch a federal investigation. all charges will be dropped though, because i would pimp out my big hot wife to the judge who coincidentally shares the same fetish interests as myself.
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