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i was ordered to go to 6 meetings when i got my dui years ago, and i got the whole cult vibe, for sure. when i had to stand up to introduce myself, i said, hi, my name is ________ and i'm just visiting. they all waited what seemed like minutes for me to just come clean and admit that i'm an alcoholic. i swear they had looks on their faces like aw, she's still in denial. needless to say, i forged the fuck out of my court papers, and only went to 2 meetings.
on a side note, i gotta say, there is more cig smoking and coffee drinking going on there than just about anywhere in the damn world!