I made a bong in ceramics once its name was George W Bong
It was a head that looked like GWB, but if you turned it over the neck was where you put your mouth and the ear was the carb and the nose was the bowl piece
heres a pic
http://b3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/0...65504813_l.jpg
idk if that will work because its myspace but its worth a shot