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mjay4twenty · 05-21-2008, 12:14 PM

I'm going to be completely straightfoward. I have a drug test for my job which has to be done no later than May 30th. I was planning on doing it this friday, but now I've almost completely made up my mind to wait. Maybe you guys can persuade my decision.

First off, it's a very relaxed drug testing clinic. I took a test there last summer, 3 days after smoking for the first time, and another one the summer before that, completely clean and innocent. Whenever I want, between 8am and 5pm on weekdays (they're closed on weekends) I can go up there, give them my form, take a piss (no one watches you), and leave.

Now for my history of smoking. Before last Monday, (the 12th) I had been clean since Saturday (the 10th). However, on the 12th I smoked one hit of a very little amount of schwag I found in my desk (it only took one hit to cash it all), who knows how old. The day after that I had one more hit of low THC schwag, to speed up my shroom trip. Before Saturday I was a regular smoker for about a year, on average smoking at least once a day. Sometime I wouldn't smoke for a couple days and other days I'd smoke frequently that day. I know my tolerance had been maxed out cause It was nearly impossible for me to get 'baked.'

Anyways, since tuesday I've been clean, drinking roughly five 20oz glasses of water everyday, but not exercising a single bit. I should probably start doing that.

As for my body, I have an incredibly high metabolism. I'm almost 18, weigh 125 (actually 122 now, Ill explain later) and shit at least twice everyday.

Now, as for what I'm working with. I have a protox orange drink for light weights, and jumpstart pills, both I got from planet k. I've been debating whether or not to get an at home drug test. All that would really do is tell me if I diluded my pee enough, I already know I can do that.

Like I already said, I ate shrooms last tuesday and sweated a bit, but I didnt eat nearly enough to 'trip'. Friday (the 16th) I ate much more at 6pm and tripped balls, sweating nuts all day until about 2 in the morning when I finally came down.

On Saturday (the 17th) I was up all night. There were four of us that went through a little more than an 8 ball, starting at 11pm and spending all night doing lines. My heart would not stop going crazy, my hands were sweaty, my metabolism was wrecking balls, and when I got home around 9:30am I had lost 3 lbs. The last thing I ate that night was dinner around 7 so the entire night I was running off nothing. Although I did drink a beer and lot's of water.

So here's my plan. Take my jumpstart pills the day before my test (29th). The day of test, I'll wake up early, start drinking water and not stop. My pee will be completely diluded. Ill take that detox a couple hrs before 4:30pm, (when I'm planning on going up there.) My pee should be plenty yellow from all the shit in the detox, if not, I'll down some gatorade.

I guess what I'm really wanting to know is do you think I'd pass if I take it this friday? Or should I wait till next friday (the 30th)? It will be almost 3 weeks clean if I wait that long.

Maybe Im just sweating nuts over this thing. I mean I spent 40 bucks on those pills and drink, I should be fine. Then again, without this job my summer is beyond fucked.

Any suggestions help. Especially from anyone whos passed with protox.

05-21-2008, 12:14 PM	#207 (permalink)
mjay4twenty YaHookan Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I'm going to be completely straightfoward. I have a drug test for my job which has to be done no later than May 30th. I was planning on doing it this friday, but now I've almost completely made up my mind to wait. Maybe you guys can persuade my decision. First off, it's a very relaxed drug testing clinic. I took a test there last summer, 3 days after smoking for the first time, and another one the summer before that, completely clean and innocent. Whenever I want, between 8am and 5pm on weekdays (they're closed on weekends) I can go up there, give them my form, take a piss (no one watches you), and leave. Now for my history of smoking. Before last Monday, (the 12th) I had been clean since Saturday (the 10th). However, on the 12th I smoked one hit of a very little amount of schwag I found in my desk (it only took one hit to cash it all), who knows how old. The day after that I had one more hit of low THC schwag, to speed up my shroom trip. Before Saturday I was a regular smoker for about a year, on average smoking at least once a day. Sometime I wouldn't smoke for a couple days and other days I'd smoke frequently that day. I know my tolerance had been maxed out cause It was nearly impossible for me to get 'baked.' Anyways, since tuesday I've been clean, drinking roughly five 20oz glasses of water everyday, but not exercising a single bit. I should probably start doing that. As for my body, I have an incredibly high metabolism. I'm almost 18, weigh 125 (actually 122 now, Ill explain later) and shit at least twice everyday. Now, as for what I'm working with. I have a protox orange drink for light weights, and jumpstart pills, both I got from planet k. I've been debating whether or not to get an at home drug test. All that would really do is tell me if I diluded my pee enough, I already know I can do that. Like I already said, I ate shrooms last tuesday and sweated a bit, but I didnt eat nearly enough to 'trip'. Friday (the 16th) I ate much more at 6pm and tripped balls, sweating nuts all day until about 2 in the morning when I finally came down. On Saturday (the 17th) I was up all night. There were four of us that went through a little more than an 8 ball, starting at 11pm and spending all night doing lines. My heart would not stop going crazy, my hands were sweaty, my metabolism was wrecking balls, and when I got home around 9:30am I had lost 3 lbs. The last thing I ate that night was dinner around 7 so the entire night I was running off nothing. Although I did drink a beer and lot's of water. So here's my plan. Take my jumpstart pills the day before my test (29th). The day of test, I'll wake up early, start drinking water and not stop. My pee will be completely diluded. Ill take that detox a couple hrs before 4:30pm, (when I'm planning on going up there.) My pee should be plenty yellow from all the shit in the detox, if not, I'll down some gatorade. I guess what I'm really wanting to know is do you think I'd pass if I take it this friday? Or should I wait till next friday (the 30th)? It will be almost 3 weeks clean if I wait that long. Maybe Im just sweating nuts over this thing. I mean I spent 40 bucks on those pills and drink, I should be fine. Then again, without this job my summer is beyond fucked. Any suggestions help. Especially from anyone whos passed with protox.