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Old 06-06-2008, 02:06 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by badgoalie85 View Post
dex i can't believe i didn't know you were an MP. not only are you a laughingstock on yahooka, you're a laughingstock among your fellow soldiers as well! man how did you end up with that MO? did you finish dead last in your boot camp class or something?

man i hate writing negative posts like this, but dex you inspire me.
MP's go to a special 20 week boot camp, not that 9 week pussy shit that most MOS's. There are a few others that have a combined training like us, but not all.
Wow you are stupid. I chose to be an MP. You know whats funny, dumbass? I have met many many soldiers who have said "I wanted to be an MP" but blah blah blah I couldn't hack it. Generally MP units have a lot less of societies scumbags then the rest of the Army.

"dead last". MP's have some of the highest standards. "MP's always have squared away uniforms". People know we work harder and longer than everyone else in the Army. Not once have I gotten a derogatory remark said said to me about MP's. Conduct wise I have only had one complaint, and that's becuase i got stern with two ladies accusing each other stealing at a slot machine on a sunday. I told them if they both didn't calm down i would take both of them to the MP station and charge them with civilian misconduct. She complained that I was rude.

Ragging on MP's doesn't happen like it does in the movies. If it does, it's done by stupid grunts like Infantry.

I guess there should be no MP's. Tell that to the wife who's husband beat the shit out of her. Or the lady who lost her kid that I found. Honestly how can you hate cops?

You know the soldiers that hate MP's are generally the ones that get in trouble and are shit bags? Common knowledge. It's pretty easy to stay away from MP's. Don't speed on post, don't beat your wife, don't get caught smoking pot, don't get DUI's.
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