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The Lord came to Yahooka about one Earth year ago, as The Lord's father suffers from Parkinson's. Dad sayeth he'd like to try the Holy Herb and see if it wouldn't help calmeth his jumpy leg. The Lord learneth on Yahooka, all knowledge needed to buildeth a nice little SOG operation, and has raiseth many beautiful daughters.
The Lord thanketh all thy lovely Yahookans who wouldst share their vast knowledge! Blessed are the famers.
Jesus H.
ps. Oh, and although Dad didst try once the Holy Bong of Heaven (for which was the only reason The Lord doth groweth,) Dad didst also immediately cry out: "Ye and unto thee I seeest snakes and evil things! Damn thee evil things and awayeth with thee!"
We're gonna try brownies next time.
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