Invite the cocksucker in for a beer, then light up in front of him/her, show them you don't give a fuck and tell them that in the future you would appreciate it if there were any problems here that they should take it up with you directly and not pull some pussy bitch move like calling the man. Let 'em know we all gotta live together and as long as we can all be friends then its no problems at all...
Then you can sit about and tell him all about your discharge from special forces because you snapped one day turned the flamethrower on the mess hall because you thought it was an Al Queda cave stronghold and how you were glad those three people didn't die from the burns and you can have a good laugh about it and everything will be A-Okay!!!
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"History is'a made at night! Character is what you are in the dark!"
John Whorfin
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