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Old 06-09-2008, 09:18 PM   #30 (permalink)
Porcelain
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AL - let me start this off by giving you props on sticking with your man. I encouraged you to give it another old fashioned go at it BEFORE I even looked a your MySpace pics and realized what a piece of ass your man is. Seriously, AL...he's fucken hot and you two probably have gloriously gorgeous sex together.

As for the routine thing...in my experience, it's best not to "talk" to men about sex but to show them instead. My BF and I kind of had our rut for a while...mostly cuz he just expects me to be horny 24/7 and I (like you) sometimes need to be grabbed and have the hell pounded out of me, k? So I sympathize, hun. I was kind of becoming bored with my sex life and often times I'd fantisize about a young Robert Plant having his way with me. So one time, I came on to my man hardcore with the intention of keeping my eyes closed and calling him "Planty" when he wasn't listening. The thing is, he got so into the fact that I slapped him on the bed and did the ravaging that the next time we had sex, it was like he was a different person. And that's when I lay there looking at him and thought to myself, "What am I thinking? My bebe is sexxxxxy!" I guess the moral of the story is, even if it's against your initial desire...you should teach him by doing. Maybe he has just the same desire for a beautiful lady like you to grab him and nail him into the wall, ya dig? Just grab the poor, sexy, sumamabitch and ride the heck out of him till it's engrained in his mind how you like it so he'll know what to do with you next time you wanna play a little cat and mouse
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