[The SARS Volta]

i've never had to worry about it. i work in a high-end department store and they sure as shit don't test any new employees whatsoever. none of my co-workers smoke pot, so I'd be the only one out of all employees that wouldn't be working there, had they tested.

this is the first time I haven't worked with a militia of potheads as associates. i wonder if i'm "obvious" even in formal attire that we're required to wear. me being the only space cadet is like being gay in the baptist church or being heterosexual in san francisco.

...at least it's not like being the only sheep in scotland.