If it was true you should choke that bitch and chop her up like matthewmunari's cousin did but you know you were stealing from the tip jar, we all do.
I always steal out of the jugs at the counter of the supermarket that has the little kids picture on it because he has cancer or some other lame excuse, fuck them I'll steal from there in a heartbeat. I need that shit more than he does, he's going to die anyway's.
Bar tending jobs are a dime a dozen, dont get your panties in a bunch.
