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When my BF and I broke up for a while, he started dating this ugly bitch who thought she was really hot shit. She went away on vaction and left him her house keys around the time he and I started seeing each other again. I told him if he wanted me back, he'd have to do me on her bed to seal the deal. We ended up getting really into the foreplay and he's huge so I ralfed stomach acid all over her sheets...it's good I hadn't eaten cuz blowing chunks would've killed the mood entirely...
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Originally Posted by JcP
grape jelly is clearly for fags. GTFO out here with your testicle-shaped fruit products.
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Originally Posted by tedkennedy
the other day i was in physics lab and i happened to be sitting with a bunch of asians and one girl was making paper roses, and i thought to myself, omg these people are so asian and im so white, this is so wierd.
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