Hi,
Was reading your post. I have two solutions for you, and you don' t have to ever worry about passing a test again, and you can do what you want. The first one is Incognito Belt (synthetic urine that can fool any test)
here or even better, if they don't watch you too closely, they have teeny vials that you mix with your own urine, it's called Spike
here I have used both, and I have a government job. Passed with flying colors, and I didn't have to put my tiki torch down for a second!
Anyway, good luck!
Christie
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