[Krunk]

So I got an email yesterday from a coworker. cc'd on the email are two big bosses of the company.

"We're excited to have you working on this big client in a few weeks. blah blah blah, it's an excellent opportunity and we're glad to have you on our team. blah blah blah, they've got a pretty strict security clearance to work there. They're going to perform a background check with old employers, perform a criminal history check. And you're going to have to take a drug test. We're going to need you to schedule an appointment sometime in the next week. The head of HR will be contacting you shortly with recommended locations, and also a few basic questions.

Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns.

Thanks,
Girl"


Holy shit wtf I think I just pooped myself. I guess I could get clean by next Friday sort of maybe??

fuuuckk.