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Old 04-26-2009, 04:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
skateskunked
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Please Read- I Need Help quickly

first id like to say this is my first but not last time posting on this forum , ive heard good things about this site just never had time to check it out but heres my situation

so , im on probation , smoked cause i had a few weeks till my next test , blazed for 2 weeks, , then i had 3 weeks till the test (or just a visit).. which 4/21/09 was my last day blazin , i had to goto probation on the 5/12/09 ... sooo , i blazed that first night , did some subutex , and the next day i wake up in the hospital , my parents couldnt wake me up i was gasping for air / unresponsive/cold/ the whole 9.. so i wake up in the hospitol hooked up to machines , i was revived luckily then continued to blaze for 2 weeks.. long story short ,after blazin for 2 weeks and on 4/21/09 after my last light blazing i get home to discover a paper in the mail from probation saying they want me to come in on 4/28/09 and bring info on my most recent hospital visit(i didnt even tell them about it they just found out on there own...) . so that moment i called my boy he got me a 7 day detox kit from gnc
. so they got me it , i get up with my friends and start the 7 day program that night , just to be safe if they still decide to test me on the day i go in ... so today i goto the docs office the next day to get a paper saying i have sleep apneia , and thats y i went to the hospital .. endds up that he had to see my hospital lab results and turns out i failed for cannabinoids..i was like wtf..but on the hospital report at the bottom of the drug screen page it says , "if any reportable drug is positive, it is not confirmed. Do not use the result for non-medical purposes." ... so im gonna deny that the test is positive and hope this 7 day detox does something for me .. BBBUTTT , i want to do more ,and because it was 420 i smoked alota dank , and dank all 2 weeks prior..so i got some advice from my brother in law n he swears he never quit smokin wile he was on probation and says to take these rapid cleanse pills from gnc (12 pills $30),but hes older 36 and by now i think probation will know whats up with those pills,thats why im thinking of trying the sur gel method(1.drink sur gel mixed with water 2 hours before drug test 2.eat greasy food 3. pee 4.drink another 20 oz of water 5. go take ur test and wola ) , i hear it works for alota people , but i came to this site and saw DONT DO IT its bs.... ive been reading all night its now 6:15am, im gettin kinda bugged out ,

i weigh 180 im 5'8" , and not sure wether to push or pull right now , like some sites say eat alota food to cover the other fat cells , right now ive been starving on vegetables to keep clean , but i am more then confused right now guys . i know im new to the site but i am trying to find results . i would love some feed back i have 2 nights left then my test is at 9 am tuesday morning... thanks in advance guys ,
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