Turns out there's like 4 other parties going on, 2 are being professionally DJ'd and one has like 10 kegs.
Bad day for a party is all.
We got about 30 people who we know well coming, so that's cool. We prefer the smaller more laid back parties anyway.
And as for the sausage fest it's mostly chicks.
And this thread was more a complaint of people not getting back to me rather than not wanting to come.
But it turns out the mass text I sent never went out. So that was on me. I got about 45 texts back in as many minutes all pretty much saying they're going to one or another of the bigger parties.
Whatevs. More beer for me