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Old 07-04-2009, 12:27 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Before Letterman gets in on this:

Top Ten Reasons why Palin Resigned


10. She wants to run for President of Alaska.

9. Putin keeps cutting across her front lawn as a short cut back to russia.

8. Found out her Lt. Governor was a rotweiller with lipstick.

7. Wants to call out Obama, running cross country, ala forest gump.

6. Limbering up for moose season.

5. Going Full time harrassing Letterman.

4. Taking time off to read her own book.

3. Hopefully in 4 years, americas short attention span wont link that 2012 palin to 2008 palin.

2. Shopping in Alaska sucks!

and the number one reason Palin resigned:

1. SHE'S NOT A QUITTER!
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