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Old 07-06-2009, 05:55 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by pacman View Post
butt floss:

verb. the act of drying off the butt, gooch, and genitals with a towel in a flossing motion
Yeah, I do that. There's no way I'm passing up a good time like that. In fact, I like to take my workout towel from the gym, and floss my stanky junk when it's all sweaty and filled with tangleberries. I call that move, Operation Clean Sweep, after the military operation in the movie "Outbreak" where Donald Sutherland wants to blow up an entire town with an air fuel bomb.



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