I hate to break it to some of you guys, but you've become vampires. I want you to know...there is recovery from vampirism. Well, just so you know...If you meet most or all of these criteria, youre probably one of the 'fallen' ones. You know youre a vampire when...
You are over a hundred.
You lack all bodily Pigment of hair and eyes.
A tan is completely and utterly impossible.
You belong to secret societies, houses, or covens.
You have blood of any kind on your menu.
Killing any person or living thing is a hobby, pastime, or part of your job description.
You have a jug of blood in your fridge or frozen blood pops in your freezer.
You have been trained in the dark arts since childhood.
Your religion involves blood sacrifice of any kind.
Youve lost track of your own body count.
You need help friends, you are lost, and your people have been lost, but come back to the light. If you want to, you can stop the vampirism and use milk {a form of blood transformed} as a substitute to assuage your craving for blood and violence for as long as you need to for the transformation to take place. In this way, you will recover your better human nature, and come back into the favor of the light and the warmth of Life. Remember your true selves, you are children of the Light.
