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went to a psychic once.
"Holt out yorh ands," she says (in whatever dialect it was, something like you'd imagine a gypsy would sound like i guess), so I do. "One pahlm ss alf life. Ot-her pahlm ss alf life. You unterstand? I reat alf life, or 'ole life?"
"What's the difference?" I say. "Alf cost fhive, 'ole is fhifteen." I hate spoiling endings, so I went for the discounted reading. She wasn't too specific when I asked her if she considered the midway point my late forties, or if she wouldn't mind finishing the session coherently at retirement, or if she had bad news, but I know she wanted to sell me some of these here chakra stones. Obviously not that specific kind you're talkin' 'bout, SD, but I didn't know that palm readers and the energy stones went hand in hand (yuk yuk).
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