The swoop and tuck

stonerkid · 12-29-2006, 02:49 PM

who here has heard of/practices the delicate art of the swoop and tuck?

staircase · 12-29-2006, 03:04 PM

I stopped getting rodney's for no reason a while ago. Enjoy puberty man.

stonerkid · 12-29-2006, 03:08 PM

bummer^

Bambi · 12-30-2006, 05:09 PM

Care to explain how it works?

12-30-2006, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bambi_420

Care to explain how it works?

in the event you get a boner in public. Unless you don't care, you swoop it up and tuck it into the top of your pants. It's never happened to me, but if you don't have a long enough shirt things can get a little......embarass ing.

osirus2020 · 12-31-2006, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michigan_Militia

in the event you get a boner in public. Unless you don't care, you swoop it up and tuck it into the top of your pants. It's never happened to me, but if you don't have a long enough shirt things can get a little......embarass ing.

lol, must be a little aukward

chia123 · 12-31-2006, 03:34 PM

i know it as a "texas tuck"
and yes ive done it before for a report in school. thank god i had my hoody on cause i had a short shirt under hahaha

GreenNugs · 01-01-2007, 10:44 AM

I've tucked it many times.

Mafoo · 01-11-2007, 11:40 PM

o the dreaded b.f.n.r pronounced boofner

boner for no reason

like morning wood but more spontaneuos lol

wanderlust · 01-11-2007, 11:43 PM

I had to master the ol' swoop and tuck back in highschool... it's a good skill to keep around just in case, lol

delta9THC · 01-12-2007, 12:04 AM

Even as an adult the old swoop and tuck can come in handy. Nothing like middle school though..seemed like I was swooping and tucking the majority of the time.

Mercury · 01-12-2007, 12:07 AM

I actually have to do a firemans carry.

Mafoo · 01-12-2007, 12:37 AM

think of that on ur own Hg?

wiseco · 01-12-2007, 01:12 AM

Damn, I thought this thread was about the trick where you flop your dick foward, then when it's coming back, close your legs fast and hence....the vagina.

Jakeisuseless · 01-12-2007, 01:38 AM

This thread is fucking random.

But yeah, I think every guy has had to do that at least a few times. I personally only find myself doing it if I need to walk. Mostly to the kitchen to get my girl something. Sometimes she's needy. In more ways then one. Why does it seem like I'm always talking about her?

I'm going to look at naked chicks I don't know now.

Liquid Karma · 01-12-2007, 01:46 AM

nowadays i just let it throb, sumthing like the heartbeat of america

Token Smoker · 01-13-2007, 03:29 PM

Dude I am a tucking machine. Picked the trick up in 5th grade, been serving me well since. I've had some near embarrassing moments when my shirt came up in the front and my dicks sitting tucked into my waistband, but not too bad. My Ex girlfriend used to do it for me when we were in public. It was a little weird, but not bad, her hands were on my dick.

hammerhead · 01-13-2007, 04:15 PM

thank god for baggy jeans and XL hoodies

Exempt · 01-13-2007, 04:20 PM

hurray for boners!

Black_Francis · 01-15-2007, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by wiseco sponsore

Damn, I thought this thread was about the trick where you flop your dick foward, then when it's coming back, close your legs fast and hence....the vagina.

Sigworthy

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chia123 YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: outside chicago Posts: 635 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	i know it as a "texas tuck" and yes ive done it before for a report in school. thank god i had my hoody on cause i had a short shirt under hahaha

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wanderlust Old School Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: various places in CO Posts: 1,287 Thanks: 43 Thanked 23 Times in 14 Posts	I had to master the ol' swoop and tuck back in highschool... it's a good skill to keep around just in case, lol

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delta9THC Anyone seen my cheese? Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 606 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Even as an adult the old swoop and tuck can come in handy. Nothing like middle school though..seemed like I was swooping and tucking the majority of the time.

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