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Old 01-04-2007, 08:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What You Don't Like About YOUR Sex

Same as the other topic, except you're talking about your gender.

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Old 01-04-2007, 09:23 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Wow... I can't really think of anything that sucks about being a guy. Maybe the fact that the burden of building, providing and working is on us but that also means that we get to run the world so... fuck I dunno?
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Old 01-04-2007, 09:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
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the thing i dont like about both genders is that they are generalised too much
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Old 01-04-2007, 09:28 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 01-04-2007, 10:25 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 01-04-2007, 03:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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my gender takes things way too seriously and cant seem to get past their ego's

women are all passive bitches waiting around to get smacked up by a hot biker with 211 tattoos and tree-trunk-muscles
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Old 01-04-2007, 04:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 01-04-2007, 04:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Where do I start?
We're not quite as good at anything athletic, typically--Women's Olympics are pretty much a joke compared to the men's.
The notorious "Do I look fat" question
A lot of females are prone to gossip/backstabbing
A lot of girls have TERRIBLE taste in music and movies

Much dissatisfaction I have.
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Old 01-04-2007, 04:28 PM   #9 (permalink)
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^ My side of the fence has nothing to brag about on that last point either.
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Old 01-04-2007, 04:48 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Hmm, this is pretty much generalized, but probably fear and insecurity.. Its harsh seeing women put themselves through such brutal things. Especially when it turns into jealousy, self loathing and attachment.
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Old 01-04-2007, 04:52 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I actually think men's sex drive is a little too high. i mean we've been known to have sex with literally anything.
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Old 01-05-2007, 06:51 PM   #12 (permalink)
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The notorious "Do I look fat" question
I fucking detest that shit. I'm naturally thin and I have a couple of friends that are (by no means) fat but they are rather chubby.

I hate it when they ask me "How thin are you?", "Man, you're a skinny bitch" and "I wish my body looked more like yours..."

No. They wouldn't. They at least have boobs and an ass whereas I kinda don't. But I don't bitch or complain about it.
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Old 01-07-2007, 10:24 AM   #13 (permalink)
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well, thats an easy question. most girls are superficial, materialistic, and spoiled. and most the time, they act like strippers with down syndrome when they drink too much.

i also agree with everyone who's been saying that they care too much about their weight. it honestly doesnt matter. and if it does, then work out dont cry about it

but thats only a percentage of women/girls out there. there are some incredibly cool and intellegent chicks out there as well.
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Old 01-07-2007, 03:01 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Most of us like football.
Too much of a sex drive. (or women have too little, it could go either way.)
We seem to think that axe smells good.
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there's still SOME cost there mang.. they've got to buy the girls from their families, and they need to be constantly buying them. these bots are like the ron popeil rotiserrie of the sex trade. just set 'em and forget 'em.
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Old 01-07-2007, 09:14 PM   #15 (permalink)
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the macho jock asshats
the assholes that get all the girls, in turn leaving all them jaded and cynical about guys in general, making them generalize about us
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Old 01-07-2007, 09:17 PM   #16 (permalink)
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We seem to think that axe smells good.
nice one.


Guys are way too into sex....and think about it pretty much non stop. It's our #1 mission all the time.
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Old 01-07-2007, 10:11 PM   #17 (permalink)
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i hate how a lot of guys let their egos get the best of them.
I also hate how a lot of guy try to act tough and cool in front of their friends like we are trying to impress our friends. I dislike/regret the male sex-drive after a night of drinking for my sex-drive gets the better of my standards
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Old 01-08-2007, 07:47 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 01-08-2007, 08:18 AM   #19 (permalink)
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A lot of girls have TERRIBLE taste in music and movies
word, what is it with lasses brains that makes them think cheese=good
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Old 01-08-2007, 02:35 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I hate that some of them are better looking than me
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