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Old 01-20-2007, 09:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I have a question - I have a pretty fucking retarded cousin who has no idea what the fuck she is doing when it comes to sex. The other night, she did stuff with this guy (she claims not sex) but anyways, he came on her pussy I guess (well that completely fucks up her "no sex" story) but they were both to fucking blasted, and now neither can remember what they did, and she had gizz on her pants, panties, and possibly her skin...nvm now she's pretty sure her panties were never down, and she thinks he came before he had his hand in her panties, so that eliminates sex. Anyways, can a chick get pregnant if a dude has gizz on her hands and he fingers her?
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Old 01-20-2007, 09:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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She sounds retarded alright.

If Im not mistaken the semen needs to be released about 6 inch (less or more) into the vagina for it to actually travel and take process.

Now think of asians, they have small penises and they get their women pregnant. So If some guy fingered her and he had cum on his hand (I dont know why he would finger some one with cum on his hand) it is probably possible to get pregnant.

But then again I might jack bullshit wrong.
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Old 01-21-2007, 07:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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^Nice broad generalization of an entire culture btw.

As for the question, no, I would highly doubt your cousin is preggo. On that note, you should really get this dumb cow's tubes tied, cuz I smell welfare checks and a large family tree in her near future.
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Old 01-21-2007, 08:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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As for the question, no, I would highly doubt your cousin is preggo. On that note, you should really get this dumb cow's tubes tied, cuz I smell welfare checks and a large family tree in her near future.
I really hope she's not pregnant. Two of her sisters got pregnant in her teens and ended up dropping out of high school.

But if she is pregnant, I will feel forever sorry for her. My aunt will go crazy about this if she finds out and if she does, she'll be the living shit out of her. Then kick her out. I don't want her dropping out of high school either,
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