Too quiet during sex?

Mercury · 02-26-2007, 04:00 PM

This girl once hinted at the fact that I don't say anything during sex and it seemed like she took it as a nervousness or a shyness. It makes me think about when I'm nailing a girl standard missionary style and looking right into her eyes making teh sex faces... should I also be saying something? It is sort of an awkward silence... just the sound of breathing and flesh slapping.

I think I am just too shy/nervous to say anything during sex. Because in all honesty I do want to say something, I want to order her around and tell her what I like and ask her what she wants... stuff like that. But nope... I always end up just layiing there with my mouth open like a n00b.

What should I say?

grieves · 02-26-2007, 04:04 PM

ask her what she wants...

tell her what you like about her, what you want....

talk dirty, but not like ima poop on your chest dirty...

grunt and groan....

surf*and*smoke · 02-26-2007, 04:07 PM

put on music and all problems are solved

tell her she is hot/beautiful

grieves · 02-26-2007, 04:07 PM

^ aren't you a virgin?

verklingen · 02-26-2007, 04:08 PM

Was her hint more toward general silence or lack of talk specifically? Maybe you should work her so good that she doesn't have a chance to even consider your silence.

As far as ordering her around, get her into it enough and she'll be down for anything you say. Change up the positions a bit. The main thing is to be confident, which isn't a quality your post implies. If you're confident the woman will catch on. Trust me.

Mercury · 02-26-2007, 04:13 PM

^True that... I honestly don't feel manly in bed. I feel like a wimp with a hooker *don't tell her I said that*. I just realized that she really likes to get me when I'm drunk because that's when I get passionate.

tedkennedy · 02-26-2007, 04:18 PM

so just tell this person how you feel and why you feel that way, and if you cant come to an understanding or work the problem out you should wonder if you really like this person.

surf*and*smoke · 02-26-2007, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs

^ aren't you a virgin?

haha, as i was coming back into this thread after posting that i was thinking, fuck what do i know...

ive thought about it tho cus i always think its awkward when stuff is goin on and its quiet

Mafoo · 02-26-2007, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by verklingen

Was her hint more toward general silence or lack of talk specifically? Maybe you should work her so good that she doesn't have a chance to even consider your silence.

As far as ordering her around, get her into it enough and she'll be down for anything you say. Change up the positions a bit. The main thing is to be confident, which isn't a quality your post implies. If you're confident the woman will catch on. Trust me.

i agree confidence is a sure fire way to get girls to notice you, or in this case make them want you

but dont be a cock either

reverie · 02-26-2007, 07:35 PM

Try being descriptive of how it feels for you.. Emphasize sensations and ask her questions.. It really depends on how dirty you wana get, but try figuring out what she likes.

i love ganj · 02-26-2007, 08:41 PM

whisper sexy stuff in her ear

works everytime

snowmayne · 02-26-2007, 09:22 PM

Wait wait wait.. Mercury has sex with women.

This cant be right. This is all false.

Chemtrailz!!!

vanilla · 02-26-2007, 10:06 PM

Me and my girlfriend like to talk about current events, political debates, the weather, good movies we've seen lately, things like that. give it a try

snowmayne · 02-26-2007, 10:56 PM

we quote movies and tv shows.

**Captain Cannabis** · 02-27-2007, 12:42 AM

i like a little general small talk during sex

Sir-Ex · 02-27-2007, 01:11 AM

Nahhh he's what you do.. works everytime..

as long as you're facing her say the following

"hoooo.. oo o yeah.. fuck.. fuck yeah.. you like that? shit yeah you.. fuck.. fuck-a-fuck... woo-wah----wah fuck-a-fuck-yeah baby.. shit fuck.. fuck wigga woo!! uGHHH YIPPIEE yah hah yippa woo kaiy yaiy! girl likes the fat one with the one eye in her cream pie reaching close cum but nugget scum sperm inside the crying bitches face turned to the skyyyyyy ! I believe a fuck a ruck! I believe in a fuck a ruckinmiracle!!! A YAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOG!!!!"

grieves · 02-27-2007, 01:46 AM

kekekekekekekekekeke kekekekekek ke ke kekekeke ke ke ke ke kekekekekeke kek kek kekekekekekek kekek kekekek eke kekeke kkeekek eke omg keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeek

AdmBmb · 02-27-2007, 02:28 AM

Waves · 02-28-2007, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury

This girl once hinted at the fact that I don't say anything during sex and it seemed like she took it as a nervousness or a shyness. It makes me think about when I'm nailing a girl standard missionary style and looking right into her eyes making teh sex faces... should I also be saying something? It is sort of an awkward silence... just the sound of breathing and flesh slapping.

I think I am just too shy/nervous to say anything during sex. Because in all honesty I do want to say something, I want to order her around and tell her what I like and ask her what she wants... stuff like that. But nope... I always end up just layiing there with my mouth open like a n00b.

What should I say?

you arent doing it right. pun intended.

Christoffer · 02-28-2007, 10:08 AM

My last gf was way way way quiet when we started out.. But she was a virgin, as she progressively relaxed more and more, she started to really open up..

Took a lot of work though, fun times..

Wow..

Edit: Let's keep this clean people, I am under strict orders, and not afraid of any of you. Except grieves, he's my luvs bunny.

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grieves Hittin' That What Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 7,882 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 420 Thanked 219 Times in 105 Posts	^ aren't you a virgin? __________________ One half of all the two leggeds on the scene are too timid to dream Cos failure is far too depressing it would seem So they take whats given Thats your decison, I just don't consider that living If I'm to die whether or not I try I might as well let the dice fly

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verklingen what is Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in the sun Posts: 5,773 Thanks: 214 Thanked 522 Times in 306 Posts	Was her hint more toward general silence or lack of talk specifically? Maybe you should work her so good that she doesn't have a chance to even consider your silence. As far as ordering her around, get her into it enough and she'll be down for anything you say. Change up the positions a bit. The main thing is to be confident, which isn't a quality your post implies. If you're confident the woman will catch on. Trust me. __________________ you can't explain the rules of tennis to a dog, but he runs after it and plays with it...like the dog playing with the ball, we don't have the necessary tools needed to interpret the afterlife..until we get there, then a whole new universe is given to us. Perhaps 200 billion light years away, there's the next phase of our existance..Remember you cannot destroy energy, which is all we are... -matthew munari rip matt

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tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,445 Thanks: 7 Thanked 142 Times in 92 Posts	so just tell this person how you feel and why you feel that way, and if you cant come to an understanding or work the problem out you should wonder if you really like this person. __________________ matthew munari

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reverie alis aquilae Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 1,725 Thanks: 8 Thanked 18 Times in 16 Posts	Try being descriptive of how it feels for you.. Emphasize sensations and ask her questions.. It really depends on how dirty you wana get, but try figuring out what she likes. __________________ "For thought is a bird of space, that in a cage of words may indeed unfold its wings but cannot fly." -Gibran "There is a vital difference in identifying and questioning." -ziplock dissolve popular detachment

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i love ganj MENDO LOVE Join Date: May 2006 Location: the void Posts: 1,951 Thanks: 0 Thanked 13 Times in 6 Posts	whisper sexy stuff in her ear works everytime __________________ got my head in the clouds and my feet on the ground

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snowmayne lolwut? Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: your moms Posts: 4,291 Thanks: 11 Thanked 51 Times in 36 Posts	Wait wait wait.. Mercury has sex with women. This cant be right. This is all false. Chemtrailz!!! __________________ #yahooka reppin Women think they're clever cuz they can fake orgasms for a whole RELATIONSHIP. Big deal... Men can fake whole RELATIONSHIPS for orgasms.

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vanilla the cunning linguist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: 514 Posts: 5,141 Thanks: 0 Thanked 11 Times in 8 Posts	Me and my girlfriend like to talk about current events, political debates, the weather, good movies we've seen lately, things like that. give it a try __________________

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snowmayne lolwut? Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: your moms Posts: 4,291 Thanks: 11 Thanked 51 Times in 36 Posts	we quote movies and tv shows. __________________ #yahooka reppin Women think they're clever cuz they can fake orgasms for a whole RELATIONSHIP. Big deal... Men can fake whole RELATIONSHIPS for orgasms.

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Captain Cannabis i hate emus Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: oslo Posts: 10,502 Thanks: 359 Thanked 275 Times in 193 Posts	i like a little general small talk during sex __________________ fuck the monkeys

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 5,105 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	Nahhh he's what you do.. works everytime.. as long as you're facing her say the following "hoooo.. oo o yeah.. fuck.. fuck yeah.. you like that? shit yeah you.. fuck.. fuck-a-fuck... woo-wah----wah fuck-a-fuck-yeah baby.. shit fuck.. fuck wigga woo!! uGHHH YIPPIEE yah hah yippa woo kaiy yaiy! girl likes the fat one with the one eye in her cream pie reaching close cum but nugget scum sperm inside the crying bitches face turned to the skyyyyyy ! I believe a fuck a ruck! I believe in a fuck a ruckinmiracle!!! A YAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOG!!!!" __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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grieves Hittin' That What Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Terra Sancta Posts: 7,882 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 420 Thanked 219 Times in 105 Posts	kekekekekekekekekeke kekekekekek ke ke kekekeke ke ke ke ke kekekekekeke kek kek kekekekekekek kekek kekekek eke kekeke kkeekek eke omg keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeek __________________ One half of all the two leggeds on the scene are too timid to dream Cos failure is far too depressing it would seem So they take whats given Thats your decison, I just don't consider that living If I'm to die whether or not I try I might as well let the dice fly

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