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Old 08-03-2007, 02:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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what gets a girl wet...

i have 45 minutes, im going to my girls house who i havnt seen in 2 weeks and i want to do something that will really make her scream...anyone have any ideas???
 
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Old 08-03-2007, 02:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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A tongue usually works. Do it right and make her squirt.
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Old 08-03-2007, 02:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i didnt know you could make ANY girl squirt i thought it was just the lucky few....tell me the secret. i was planning on using my tongue but what could i do to just really make her day. explain
 
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Old 08-03-2007, 02:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Tips and tricks, especially conveyed over the Internet, aren't going to teach you anything. You've just gotta get up in there and figure it out for your ownself.

I bet she'd scream if you busted inside of her.
 
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Old 08-03-2007, 03:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by JMO x YAYO View Post
i have 45 minutes, im going to my girls house who i havnt seen in 2 weeks and i want to do something that will really make her scream...anyone have any ideas???
Show her your IM chat with SmarterChild?



Ok, as far as real advice. Each woman is different man. If she's your girl, you best be gettin' to know what turns her on.
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Old 08-03-2007, 03:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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start out by fingering her till shes all wet, then get ready for submersion. don't make the same mistake I so dearly made one afternoon, when using the tongue, make sure that it's focused on the clit man, any lower or farther in is just bound to have you for an encounter with the dreaded pisshole. . all the while make sure you are still fingering. fuck dem fingas bitch lol.
now what I do may not appeal to your girlfriend, all women have different things that turn them on. after going down on her for a bit I would like press the palm of my hand on her clit, put pressure on it and she liked it a lot, give 'er a try man. good luck
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Old 08-03-2007, 03:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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write moan on her clit with your tongue.
 
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Old 08-03-2007, 04:35 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2007, 08:40 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Don't write on her clit with your tongue, it's really obvious and will make you seem like you don't really know what you're doing.
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Old 08-03-2007, 09:23 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Porn works for me, some girls don't dig it. Foreplay, with a lot of light, gentle teasing, maybe a few little love bites here and there if she's into it.
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:33 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2007, 07:14 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Try asking her what gets her off, you'd be surprised how well that works if shes not a total prude, but usually these are things you need to find out for youreself
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:37 AM   #13 (permalink)
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after another opie binge, I'm happy to be able to shit also.. six fucking plunges it took to go down, I mean jesus, some got on my socks. It was like "Go down please god make it go down please ill never steal from work again oh shit above the rim...please god i'll stop pissing in the neighbors pool.....fuck its getting on my sock.

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Old 08-07-2007, 11:17 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Give her a Coach bag with a $500 pair of shoes and an eight ball in it.
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4/20=Governor's Day.

He needs to learn that lil Larry will never be the same again after this painful intrusion. Larry's family asks for privacy and respect while they cope with this tragic molestation.

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I read* that ducks are the best sources of essential moisture for children under three
 
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Old 08-07-2007, 12:41 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by lillarry518 View Post
Give her a Coach bag with a $500 pair of shoes and an eight ball in it.
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Old 08-07-2007, 12:46 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Jake_Armstrong View Post
hey it just occured to me. guns + blackouts = bad, bad, bad.
"free <insert member name>"

4/20=Governor's Day.

He needs to learn that lil Larry will never be the same again after this painful intrusion. Larry's family asks for privacy and respect while they cope with this tragic molestation.

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I read* that ducks are the best sources of essential moisture for children under three
 
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Old 08-07-2007, 12:53 PM   #17 (permalink)
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You gotta build the anticipation. let her get a good look at your cock, preferably before she's even taken a single piece of clothing off. why? because it shows initiative. then, still before she's completely naked, have her grab ahold of it, don't put it in her mouth, just let her hold it for a while, she'll know what she wants to do with it from there.
 
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Old 08-09-2007, 02:24 AM   #18 (permalink)
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read the title of the thread boyfren.

You just made me dryer than a dehydrated....shrive led up raisin?
 
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:04 PM   #19 (permalink)
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so JMO, how'd it go?


did you do her in the bum?


i bet he did her in the bum...
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:16 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by lillarry518 View Post
Give her a Coach bag with a $500 pair of shoes and an eight ball in it.
the funny thing is, where im from...this is true. I guess it depends on where your from


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I'm an addict for sneakers, twenties of buddha and bitches with beepers
haha, well actually that makes 2 of us

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