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Old 04-06-2008, 09:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What is the one move or skill you have in the bed that, no matter what, will always impress whoever you're with now matter how good or bad things may be going?

For me, my fingers have always made eyes roll and have brought me great success

What's your claim to bed fame?
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Old 04-07-2008, 12:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Apparently, I give an incredible blow job.
One man I was with said it felt like there were 3 tongues spinning around his cock and he'd never felt a sensation like that. He even did hand gestures trying in vain to explain.
So, yay me.
But, I'm actually pretty damn good at everything I do in the sack, if I don't say so myself.
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Old 04-07-2008, 01:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2008, 05:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2008, 06:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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my cunning linguistics. apparently not enough dudes suck clit. ya, i said it. suck clit. try it out. they go crazy. be sure to follow/move with their body and hold on.
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Old 04-07-2008, 06:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Apparently, I give an incredible blow job.
One man I was with said it felt like there were 3 tongues spinning around his cock and he'd never felt a sensation like that. He even did hand gestures trying in vain to explain.
So, yay me.
But, I'm actually pretty damn good at everything I do in the sack, if I don't say so myself.


lol, i gotta get me one of them three tongued vortex blow job giving girls



...i too have been complimented on my talented toungue
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Old 04-07-2008, 08:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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my ability to last awhile...ive been told i am like the energizer bunny
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:13 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 04-08-2008, 04:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i think most girls are just happy to find a guy that doesn't mind going down there every once in a while
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Old 04-08-2008, 05:17 PM   #10 (permalink)
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i think most girls are just happy to find a guy that doesn't mind going down there every once in a while
WTF?
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Old 04-08-2008, 09:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i guess i'm biased cus i am a guy asking guys, but i have never heard of a guy that has been told he is bad at eating out


but it's not like we are ALL good at it, so are girls just happy it is happening? or is it really that easy? or are girls just to nice to say we suck, or guys too proud to say they suck?

meh...
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Old 04-09-2008, 06:53 AM   #12 (permalink)
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^ I don't think it's possible for it to feel BAD. Almost any kind of stimulation down there will feel good. Plus, it's always nice to get something in return.


As for me, I have been told I am really good at giving a blow job. I like to do a little something to make him happy like he makes me. He told me that it felt like I was "making love" to his penis.
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Old 04-09-2008, 10:02 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I'm a great kisser, apparently. Usually get a comment or two before sex has even happened.
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Old 04-09-2008, 11:11 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 04-09-2008, 11:46 AM   #15 (permalink)
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o and ive been told my shaggy nips are extremely arousing
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Old 04-09-2008, 01:24 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 04-09-2008, 05:35 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 04-09-2008, 07:13 PM   #18 (permalink)
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i guess i'm biased cus i am a guy asking guys, but i have never heard of a guy that has been told he is bad at eating out


but it's not like we are ALL good at it, so are girls just happy it is happening? or is it really that easy? or are girls just to nice to say we suck, or guys too proud to say they suck?

meh...
No, not 'bad,' but some can be not so good.
I have always let a man know if he is not doing it 'right.'
And I don't say it like that, either. I just let him know where to go and what to do with body language, a gentle 'shove' in the right direction, or some verbal directions. Whatever. But every once in while? No way, Jose. It needs to be more often. Guys get to come every time, and, correct me if I'm wrong, ladies: But not many of us can come just by having intercourse. So, the alternative? ORAL. Everytime time we have sex, I would like to get oral...but I don't. I do get it more than every once in while, tho.
ENJOY LIFE: EAT OUT MORE OFTEN!!
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Old 04-10-2008, 03:20 PM   #19 (permalink)
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i usually go down on a girl before fucking her each time to soften her up and stuffs
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