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Nostradumbass
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best sexual encounter you have experienced
It can be hard to rate if there are a few tops.
Mine was pretty recently (a month ago). It involved a casual friend (name is Brit) who I have known for a few years and only seen sparsely throughout that time. Anytime we'd run into each other one or both of us was in a relationship, but the attraction was always strong, present and underlying. Others would joke that we should be set up with one another, but I'd laugh it off. He is gorgeous with many admirers; always well-groomed 6'2", lean, muscular and a little bit freckled with light coloring and a chiseled face. Myself, Brit, his brother and another friend of ours get back from the bar at 12:30 AM and decide to crash at the other friend's place since we were tired and didn't want to drive ourselves home. We were not intoxicated, just drowsy from a few beers and a long day. There was only one guest room and guest bed, and Brit's brother won it via rock-paper-scissors match. That meant us two remaining had to settle for the two couches in the living and piano room of the house. I took the couch in front of the television because I wanted to wind down to Adult Swim as I was falling asleep. So did he, so we alternate between that and The Daily Show for awhile, both sitting on the couch in the dark with a blanket and talking. We're becoming closer and closer to each other on the couch gradually, which I was not conscious of at the time. Half an hour passes and neither of us fall asleep. I become more relaxed and closer to snoozing while still talking with Brit. Mid-conversation, he spontaneously kisses me. Although I had no intentions with him while hanging out earlier, he's an amazing kisser and I couldn't give myself any reason not to continue with his advances. We were finally both single and things were happening at the ideal point and situation. After making out for a half-hour or more, signs of struggle start to present themselves. Although I try to calm myself, resistance is futile at this point with pathetic (lol) pelvic grinding through full clothing for a while until I feel him reach for the zipper. Normally that's where I'd call it a night but this felt different and I was going to take it as it was. Nothing fell short, literally or figuratively. It turned out that neither of us were sexually greedy, into weird shit, too loud, too fast or too slow for one another. He had a great physique if not a bit too well-endowed. This was a first in the sense that I had never before enjoyed it when someone went down on me, but he knew exactly what to do. The small couch was made use of even though the guest bed would have undoubtedly been better. It lasted a full two hours, but I came in the first thirty minutes. I was slightly embarrassed I produced a tidal wave, obviously startling him. I never had to explain I was a squirter before. Then we fell asleep at 4 AM or so clothed again and horizontally jammed and interlocked on one couch. His brother woke us up three hours later by yelling "I gotta get to work nigga I'm late!" So they had to bolt. We've talked a few times since, but our work schedules seem to be overlapping. That will definitely change everything between us from the way things were before, but not necessarily for the worst since we are both mature about it and didn't tell everyone we know. What about you? Nobody should care if it's TMI since this is the sex forum.
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nice sars. dont make it awkward between you and that guy.
mine was about 2 years ago, right when i graduated high school. me and my friend nick make a road trip to san climente, ca. we both had a few friends down there so when we strolled in from vegas we went strait to a house party. lots of hot chicks herb and beer. it gets late. when these girls asked where we were from and where we were staying, they got googly eyed when we said we were from vegas and had planned on camping at state beach. (the camp ground cliff hangs over the ocean.) they come with us and we set up a tent and everything. start to goto sleep and and we both start hooking up with our chicks. some time goes by and one of the girls say they had to pee. she takes the other girl with her. they come back but when they layed down i noticed that the chick that layed down with me was alot hotter. we start going at it. we went twice. it was sick with the ocean and everything. plus i rememberd that she had long nails. i fucking love it when a girl scratces the hell out of my back. plus she was probably the hottest chick ive been with even if it was a one night stand. i remember cruising the beach the next day and girls were pointing at me cause of the marks on my back. it was sick ![]() |
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oh i'm not afraid of it
![]() guys shouldn't feel entitled to getting anything more than what's already going on. if it's going to happen, there's plenty of time for it to happen on another endeavor. doesn't always have to be the first attempt.
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^TBH that grinding shit is just bullshit if it aint leadin to doonit
But last night that bullshit went on forever before we got busy, and that was probably my best sexual experience. Patience = pays off. Then theres that little dancer ho that swallows my kids.
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grinding doesn't always occur before the zipper is summoned or at all, though. i agree that the grindage is basically the point of no return.
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My BEST sexual encounter? I was probably 20. I was alone. I discovered how to make the best home made vibrator ever and I lost my orgasm count at 13 (I'd ball park it at 18). By that point I fell asleep with a huge smile on my face. Good times.
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my best sexual encounter was reading about porcelain's^
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Couple weeks ago. It was after my GF's senior ball and I was finishing off a high from a few xanax I took throughout the night. We ended the night and went to her house around 2am and the rest is history(and unfortunately, only partially remembered)
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i guess i'll tell mine: about 6 or 7 months ago a lady companion of mine who i was fucking on the regular went to costa rica for 10 days. we had been bumping uglies pretty much daily for about 2 months before that. anyway on the ninth day of her being gone i get a text around 10pm saying she's back in virginia and that she would be back at school in about 4 hours and wanted to get down with the getdown. so i went to sleep and decided to just wake up whenever she got back. naturally i was quite excited so i slept pretty restlessly and woke up to the sound of my front door opening. 5 seconds later she walked into my room wearing the last two clean pieces of clothing she had left (a real sexy little santana moss jersey and some jeans that were way too small) and nothing underneath, hopped onto my bed where i was barely awake, took off her shirt and jokingly asked if i missed her. the sex that followed was one of the most carnal, most passionate, and most fun experiences of my entire life. i'm talkin like 45 minutes in ten different positions on the bed, then we moved into the shower where i came for the first time, then we broke for about 10 minutes and took bong rips then started back up again in the kitchen while she was in the middle of making us some sandwiches...then it got real good when we went back into my room and she put on some trance music (ATB is amazing for fucking...try it if you don't believe me) and then we ate sandwiches, smoked a couple cloves and then she went home. i've had a lot of other good encounters with that chick but that one was probably the best because it was just such a good release after not having sex for 9 days. anyway that's it i think.
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Which is probably why it is the my best memory, cus every spot I blacked out in and can't remember is automatically filled with what I wanted to happen ![]() Actually i remember quite a bit of it ![]()
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The only good thing about High School was the girls. I have a thing for doe-eyed innocence and awakening sexuality coupled with perky tits. You just don't find that in Middle-aged town.
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at first i read it as "then there's that little dancer kid who swallows my hos."
i'm feeling nowhere near as sharp as usual lately.
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i always have the best sex sober. my wife is definitely the best lay iv'e ever ad (no lie, she rocks)
I geuss the most recent best was about a week ago. she just got off her period and we hadnt done it in about a week and a half. We started going to sleep, I was reading, then all of a sudden we are making out like crazy, it was like we were 16 again. Lol we have a roommate who shares a wall with our room but our bed is across the far wall. He had to have heard it, but Sarah's like "fuck it" we out a dent in the drywall from the headboard. She'll kill me if she reads this but she said she came like 6 times in 10 minutes, not counting all the foreplay. See married sex is cool as long as you marry a hottie and dont marry someone ugly chick out of pitty.
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