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Old 07-09-2008, 03:23 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:54 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Hmmm. Can't really say anyone is. It's not something I've ever noticed in the last 4-5 years, nor has anyone ever gone out of their way to let me know. Perhaps that's cause my real life vibe is undiggable. Haha.
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:12 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Yeah, I have a pretty specific demographic of girl.

Early twenties, vein as hell, good taste, thin as hell, submissive, creepy, perverted, highly sexual, more often than not emotionally damaged. Generally writers. Probably into fashion and modeling, artsy stuff though. I'm normally a departure as they would generally date older men. They're always shallow (because they understand it's disrespectful not to.) They always smoke. They always drink. They always spend a lot of time in coffee shops and 24 hour restaurants.

And young bitches who don't understand that I would destroy their soul.
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:16 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Hmmm. Can't really say anyone is. It's not something I've ever noticed in the last 4-5 years, nor has anyone ever gone out of their way to let me know. Perhaps that's cause my real life vibe is undiggable. Haha.

Nah, lighthouse man. Try drinking where women are drinking.
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:20 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:34 PM   #46 (permalink)
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mostly all brunettes, lots of spanish girls, and for some reason black girls, i guess i attrack the hot crazy ones, cuz my last two relationship that ended the girls started stalkin, i still have one right now stalkin me, and if she finds out im datin this another girl i duno what she would do to her. right now i even have a gay guy at work that attracted to me, but ive made is very clear i dont swing that way.
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Nah, lighthouse man. Try drinking where women are drinking.
Lol. Gee I've never done nor thought of doing that before.
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Old 07-09-2008, 06:31 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Lol. Gee I've never done nor thought of doing that before.
Better yet, learn to play the guitar and drink where women are drinking.

LHM is classic. Remember that.
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Old 07-09-2008, 07:44 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Yeah, because I'm just absolutely sure that I would fall for a guy simply because he was consuming alcohol and playing guitar within a 1-room proximity of myself.

Ok I said that in a sarcastic way, but I'd totally be after LHM if that were the situation.
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LHM girls probably do like you or at least have, but if you are untouchable/unreachable they VERY doubtfully will make the first move. No need to knock on the poor kid, <emphasis>shit.
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Nah, lighthouse man. Try drinking where women are drinking.
Ya you'll meet a sure fire winner there no doubt.
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Ya you'll meet a sure fire winner there no doubt.
Well, it probably wouldn't work for you, 'slipknight'.

My point is to just get out there, Mr. Lighthouse. Be a little perceptive and try until it works. Patience.

That's what I had to do when I ran out of girls on my list I was capable of fucking/loving.
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Well, it probably wouldn't work for you, 'slipknight'.

My point is to just get out there, Mr. Lighthouse. Be a little perceptive and try until it works. Patience.

That's what I had to do when I ran out of girls on my list I was capable of fucking/loving.
The question is who wouldn't it work for? Picking up bar chicks puts you at the bottom of the 'player' totem pole.
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Old 07-09-2008, 10:54 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:37 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Well, it probably wouldn't work for you, 'slipknight'.

My point is to just get out there, Mr. Lighthouse. Be a little perceptive and try until it works. Patience.

That's what I had to do when I ran out of girls on my list I was capable of fucking/loving.
I know what you're saying Jake-O. I appreciate the advice man, cheers. But there's a heap of other things happening in my life atm that affect the flow. It's not happening the way I'd planned. I'm sure if I really put my mind to it I could just go and find any old girl at a bar. But like I said, there's complications.
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I've never really had many girl friends or any hook ups, but I've definitely tried. The most is when ever I sit by a girl that I don't know in school, and I have a pretty good sense of humor when I am relaxed. I tend to be relaxed around some girls that I don't know more than others for some reason. I think the most attracted to me is when I'm not interested in them, I like them as a friend though. I mean, this happened to me with a few girls that weren't so hot in middle school. Then high school, they got hot as fucking hell on earth. Then I basically ruin my chances when my 7th grade personality sets a reputation by ignoring them when it gets awkward.



I have had a lot of "love at first sight" kinda shit. It tends to be my weakness. I almost fell in love with this girl I met the first day of high school. I fucking almost pooped myself she was so stunning. I mean she wasn't a babe or as matured as some other girls, but I really wanted her.
As HS went on we were really friendly with each other, I mean as much as an EXTREMELY christian virgin girl can get. (I'm almost atheist too, she knew that..) So eventually by the end of last year I found my self flirting with her in the library with my chemistry class.

Then I moved.. The end.

For the record; she turned into a total babe. I mean there were high and low points in the HS relation ship, but I never did get a date. Even talking on the phone to her. The extremely funny part is that beginning of soph. year I started calling her a lesbian because she wouldn't date me or my good friend. HAHAHA I know we were really taking a risk, but the funny thing was it never effected our relation ship. We tried to get this girl to date us for what ever it took, never happened. One time I asked her on a date after she said yes to going to a movie, then I asked harry potter. HAHAHAHAHA MISTAKE!!! She told me she couldn't... I knew why too, because of her christianity bullshit. So that kinda put a lid on that try. Oh and I was txting at work...
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