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Old 01-28-2009, 11:09 AM   #21 (permalink)
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why not get off on the blowjob, then go eat a sandwich, come back and fuck?

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It does not surprise me you two are married!
 
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Old 01-28-2009, 11:16 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by AnimalLover420 View Post
It's funny that I would see this thread first thing when I woke up this morning too, because I actually had dick for dinner just last night. I could tell my man was really enjoying himself, and that he was trying not to erupt because he wanted it to last. But that poor bastard doesn't stand a chance against these lips. He ought to know better than that by now, because this bitch knows how to get him there proper.
LOL haHAHA dick for dinner made me laugh.

I think that it's not right, not to blow ones load whilst receiving head...just not right. who wants to screw after a guy gets half a blow job anyways....we all know how long the sex would last after that.
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Old 01-28-2009, 11:23 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 01-28-2009, 11:30 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 01-28-2009, 11:31 AM   #25 (permalink)
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poor people who haven't gotten off from head.

we should have a holiday for blowjob appreciation
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Old 01-28-2009, 11:31 AM   #26 (permalink)
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in my experience, if a girl loves going down on you, chances are she's gonna go down on a lot of other dudes when you're not around.
this clearly doesn't apply to all women, obviously. its just been my experience.
I have known a few chicks who got off on it, but I feel so selfish the whole time.
I'm a wreck.
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Old 01-28-2009, 11:44 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by maszac View Post
why not get off on the blowjob, then go eat a sandwich, come back and fuck?

Blue_Dolphin, and AnimalLover420 fuckin' rule!
It does not surprise me you two are married!
Well technically I'm not married. I live like I'm married (we live together, share the bills, etc) but I'm still holding on to my last name.

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LOL haHAHA dick for dinner made me laugh.
Hehe, it was quite the delicious meal too. I had balls for dessert.

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in my experience, if a girl loves going down on you, chances are she's gonna go down on a lot of other dudes when you're not around.
this clearly doesn't apply to all women, obviously. its just been my experience.
I have known a few chicks who got off on it, but I feel so selfish the whole time.
I'm a wreck.
I think what you're mentioning here is the classic example of sluttiness I was referring to in my previous post. Some chicks have daddy/abandonment/attention issues (or just an unquenchable thirst for sex) and will do whatever it takes to feel appreciated. Even if that means sucking every dick that comes into the room. To be honest, I don't even like giving head if it's not someone I'm really into. That's why for me, it's something that comes later in the relationship. I'm not just going to head downtown the first or second (or probably third, forth, or fifth) time I make out with a guy and shit gets hot. I have to be pretty attached, at which time I devour his cock like it's the most delicious lollipop I've ever tasted.
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Old 01-28-2009, 05:58 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Peace seeker View Post
the ladies in our thread
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absolutely

this lady I'm with is no slut, she just enjoys devouring my cock in the same way as our lovely yhkn babes suggest above, it's all good.

she'll suck me after vag intercourse too, I feel unbelievably drained afterwards, like there isnt a drop left, that's good too, but i'd still like my erection back coz I want to hit it.
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Old 01-28-2009, 06:01 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by maszac View Post
why not get off on the blowjob, then go eat a sandwich, come back and fuck?
i like the idea, but I'm pretty spend after a bj, usually takes me quite a while to get my act together, longer than after a fuck.
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Old 01-30-2009, 07:15 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Yeah a woman who knows whats crackin' will bust a move down there and it seems like the mouth and hands of a goddess just came down from the sacred realms of ecstasy just to blow my load all that more quickly. Some massage moves on other parts of the body have an equal effect. Trial and error learning.. that's where its at. If you want your woman to give good head.. just make it known when she hits the spot.. and if she has half a brain she can learn from there.

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Old 01-30-2009, 08:31 PM   #31 (permalink)
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i think its craaazy that there are men out there who have never busted from getting head. i LOVE knowing that im good enouph at blowing my man to make him bust. most of the time, if women realy love the guy we are with, we want to give him alot of head. i get off knowing i got him off.
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:12 PM   #32 (permalink)
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props^, you keep doing what you're doing.
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Old 01-31-2009, 12:11 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I've always thought this was good advice for women..

If you want to keep your man and keep him happy you have to make with the head at least every once in a while, because if you don't, some other girl will

lol not really good advice but it can be true in many situations
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Old 01-31-2009, 01:58 AM   #34 (permalink)
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i like it.
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Old 02-08-2009, 12:18 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Put me on the list for feeling sorry for those who never came from oral.

Whether I've been blessed or not I can't say I've ever not came from oral if it was intended that I did, nor have I ever not given an orgasm when intended. Regardless of whether it's been luck or I'm just easy it can sometimes be better and more draining than sex.

Much props to those with oral skills. God knows it's appreciated.
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:50 AM   #36 (permalink)
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It is in no way rude to nudge a girl to halt for sex.

I know I'm not going to be giving head for the taste or the sole intention of only sucking dick. If I go as far as that, boning should be in the cards (don't disappoint).
You know when you're going to come better than she does, so it is thereby your responsibility to shift gear to intercourse if that's what you both want.

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Ive never blown it from a straight bj

beej after a fuck perhaps but thats intrinsically different
I hear remarks like this IRL, and it just keeps convincing me that the average female gives terrible dome.
One guy I was seeing had no idea how deepthroating was physically possible ("...but where does it go?").

He had been with several other girls, some notoriously promiscuous (trust me, I used rubbers religiously) and nobody he had been with other than myself was able to deepthroat. I have had seven sexual partners in my life, so not a great deal of varietal experience.
He wasn't particularly packin' and I'm no queen bee, so I figure a lot of bonafide chickenheads have no skill, just quantitative reputation.
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:40 PM   #37 (permalink)
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lol this is hilarious because either you guys are getting some straight edge girls that dont know how to make you fucking cum or they arent using hand for fucks sake

ok the proper way is lots of nice sloppy toungue circling and jerking in rythym, everyone whos hand a good healthy sex life knows the one or two girls that really were fucking great at giving head.. the both times that stood out in my mind were really noticable hand motions and a good sucking/toungue movement

its like a art really, and when im about to come the best is a girl just throwing lips over the head of your dick and sucking it right into her mouth and swallowing badabing badaboom no hassels no nothin and im just sittin back waitin for a cig or a ....shot

jesus fucking crhist you girls know how to talk like you know what your doing tho i had to chill out before i wrote this thinking about it... SEX PLEASE
 
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Old 02-12-2009, 12:57 PM   #38 (permalink)
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as with my expiriences with deepthroating its only hot if the girl actually has to gag reflex , i dont want a girl hurting herself or gagging on cock trying to prove she can depethroat... and you gotta know how to work my load out of my balls because just sticking my cock down ur throat with no other stimuli is kind of not hot
 
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Originally Posted by giftedunlimited View Post
ho's ftw
well put
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:57 AM   #40 (permalink)
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2 points to add to this thread.

1. If you can't blow in the mouth then she ain't sucking it right.
2. If you are under 25 and can't fuck 5 minutes after exploding into a mouth then there is something wrong with you.
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the way I do it is...i take a single sheet of TP and tear a hole out of the center (saving the small piece for later) then insert my index finger into the
hole of the TP sliding it down to my knuckle then proceed to cleaning the event horizon, when finished i will grasp the sheet of TP from the backside
pulling off and removing all waste from the finger.
Remember the small piece...i take that and get under my finger nail cuz i bite my nails all the time.
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