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04-02-2009, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by my_scatterheart
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^She part of the warm washcloth club?
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you mean that there's a club?
when we were living as stinky hippies on the desert beach, in the winter, in the days before 'hot running water' had arrived to our primitive coastline, my gf used to use the cloth pre coitus, after carefully heating up a bowl of warm water.
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04-02-2009, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by herbinator45
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hahahaa, my current wifey likes to bathe me and then lotion me up
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That doesn't sound sexual at all.
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you're my ideal girl too, osirus 
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Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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04-02-2009, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Bad dog
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you mean that there's a club?
when we were living as stinky hippies on the desert beach, in the winter, in the days before 'hot running water' had arrived to our primitive coastline, my gf used to use the cloth pre coitus, after carefully heating up a bowl of warm water.
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An unofficial club.
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04-02-2009, 05:37 PM
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it's official now.
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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04-02-2009, 07:45 PM
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she would consider the use of a cloth as wasteful, she doesn't mind her own taste.
i differ with her in that regard, she had some of my spooge on her fingers and went to put it in my mouth  i almost put my neck out getting away from those fingers.
i dont mind if it's diluted in her mouth (remnants), but that's as far as i'll go.
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04-02-2009, 08:13 PM
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Wait what. I was talkin about takin a washcloth to dick.
What were you talkin about?
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04-02-2009, 08:23 PM
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he was saying she takes mouth to dick instead
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Originally Posted by SmokeSomeDoja
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pheonce hahaha wow a ghettoer spelling would be hard to come by.
edit - pheeyonce i guess.
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04-02-2009, 08:32 PM
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I read that silly or somethin.
Anyway, whatever. I'm still sayin washcloth after. Otherwise yous gotta be stickyy
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04-02-2009, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta
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he was saying she takes mouth to dick instead
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04-03-2009, 06:21 AM
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yeahyeahyeah, got it.
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04-03-2009, 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted by herbinator45
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my current wifey
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 stop saying this already. you're not married, she's NOT your "wifey" and you sound like a fool.
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04-03-2009, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by AlteredStateGrl
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stop saying this already. you're not married, she's NOT your "wifey" and you sound like a fool.
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She's probably got him whipped like they're married.
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Originally Posted by The SARS Volta
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you're my ideal girl too, osirus
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Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs
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wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...
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04-03-2009, 08:00 AM
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that doesn't make it sound any less foolish.
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04-03-2009, 08:10 AM
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i dunno i see it a lot like i see gay marriage. if someone wants to consider himself married by this or that means. . . whatever, you know?
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04-03-2009, 08:48 AM
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Oh christ. There is more slang than just "wifey" that sounds foolish. "Wifey" is at the top of the/my list...so whatever, you know?
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04-03-2009, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by verklingen
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i dunno i see it a lot like i see gay marriage. if someone wants to consider himself married by this or that means. . . whatever, you know?
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nah thats totally different, two guys being married is nothing like some dude who likes to call his current girlfriend "wifey". Two guys bein married is just the same as any two people being married.
By stating them being the same you're being insulting, but I guess thats just the way you view things.
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04-03-2009, 11:59 AM
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the simple fact is that even a piece of paper is arbitrary. if that's insulting to someone so be it.
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04-03-2009, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by AlteredStateGrl
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Oh christ. There is more slang than just "wifey" that sounds foolish. "Wifey" is at the top of the/my list...so whatever, you know?
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I heard a teacher refer to her "hubby" in school the other day
I don't know if i'd ever be able to call anyone such names. They just sound ridiculous, I guess the words will always just stay as wife and husband for me
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04-03-2009, 01:10 PM
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I refer to mine as "sugar nuts", but that's just me. 
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04-03-2009, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by AlteredStateGrl
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that doesn't make it sound any less foolish.
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you sound foolish for calling out a kid on the word he uses to address his girlfriend. zip it.
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