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Old 06-01-2009, 03:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wink 1 bottle 3 chicks 1 lip ring

so we convince the girls to sneak out, get drinkin with the goose, all of a sudden im fingering 2 chicks in the passenger seat !!! then one has to leave but the hottie with the lip piercing's like im staying right here!
ended up fuckin on my homies halfpipe



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No yahookans take this time to all go out and do shittastic shit missions to tell other yahookans about hung-over tommorow morning, while smoking a bong in our PJs and recovering together drinking water.
 
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Goose!
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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thats why we love vodka!
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instead of setting out to connect all the dots, the intent of zen is seeing the dots, letting them connect and then seeing how oneself connects to them.
"Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens" Hendrix
"A gentle answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger"- words to live by
 
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Old 06-01-2009, 03:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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shit the one i ended up with was hardly even drinkin! i how ever was top shelf shit faced!
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"one small bump for man, one giant line for man kind"
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No yahookans take this time to all go out and do shittastic shit missions to tell other yahookans about hung-over tommorow morning, while smoking a bong in our PJs and recovering together drinking water.
 
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Old 06-01-2009, 04:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by verklingen View Post
instead of setting out to connect all the dots, the intent of zen is seeing the dots, letting them connect and then seeing how oneself connects to them.
"Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens" Hendrix
"A gentle answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger"- words to live by
 
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Old 06-01-2009, 08:04 PM   #6 (permalink)
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right on man. right on'

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Old 06-01-2009, 08:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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didn't the stonerkid just lose his v-card in the 'bump if you just got laid thread?'
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.

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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.

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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.

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Old 06-01-2009, 08:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I Kinda feel sick after reading this...I didn't realise what forum it was damn NEWPOSTS!
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Old 06-01-2009, 08:42 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol sounds like you had a great night. hope you used a glove!!
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YaHooka: Don't expect anyone to give a shit about your pain unless you have a nice rack.



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Old 06-01-2009, 10:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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plenty of love without the glove........
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"one small bump for man, one giant line for man kind"
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No yahookans take this time to all go out and do shittastic shit missions to tell other yahookans about hung-over tommorow morning, while smoking a bong in our PJs and recovering together drinking water.
 
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Old 06-01-2009, 10:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
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The thought of you having children scares the ever loving shit out of me. That said, glad you enjoyed yourself and are so pumped.

Pun fully intended.
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fuck this city, and fuck this filthy air
let's build a-frames in the woods and just live there.
we'll all eat berries and build fires every night
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I am too constantly amazing
 
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Old 06-02-2009, 12:05 AM   #12 (permalink)
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yepyepyep scares the shit outatta me to!! in the future i plan on begin more prepared!
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No yahookans take this time to all go out and do shittastic shit missions to tell other yahookans about hung-over tommorow morning, while smoking a bong in our PJs and recovering together drinking water.
 
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Old 06-02-2009, 12:15 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Wrap that shit up SK, for all of us.
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Old 06-02-2009, 01:49 AM   #14 (permalink)
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now i guarantee when i put on a rubber im a have them two chimps in your avatar pop into my head!
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plenty of love without the glove........
comeon now...
 
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Originally Posted by stonerkid View Post
plenty of love without the glove........
aRE YOU FUCKING SERIAL!!!!?

tHIS IS THE YEAR 2009!! YOUNG MAN!
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Old 06-09-2009, 03:23 PM   #17 (permalink)
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lol

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Old 06-09-2009, 03:26 PM   #18 (permalink)
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lol I hope you don't die looking like "un skelette" without an immune system!
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And PICS?


i want jailbait lip ring nudies



Edit: or turm nudes
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Old 06-10-2009, 10:41 PM   #20 (permalink)
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dont need a condom if ya just gonna jizz on her face, amiright or amiright?
 
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