so we convince the girls to sneak out, get drinkin with the goose, all of a sudden im fingering 2 chicks in the passenger seat !!! then one has to leave but the hottie with the lip piercing's like im staying right here!
ended up fuckin on my homies halfpipe
just had to make a fucking thread !
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Originally Posted by Canuck Wisdom
No yahookans take this time to all go out and do shittastic shit missions to tell other yahookans about hung-over tommorow morning, while smoking a bong in our PJs and recovering together drinking water.
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thats why we love vodka!
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Originally Posted by verklingen
instead of setting out to connect all the dots, the intent of zen is seeing the dots, letting them connect and then seeing how oneself connects to them.
"Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens" Hendrix
"A gentle answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger"- words to live by
shit the one i ended up with was hardly even drinkin! i how ever was top shelf shit faced!
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"one small bump for man, one giant line for man kind"
Originally Posted by Canuck Wisdom
No yahookans take this time to all go out and do shittastic shit missions to tell other yahookans about hung-over tommorow morning, while smoking a bong in our PJs and recovering together drinking water.
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thats why we love skanks!
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Originally Posted by verklingen
instead of setting out to connect all the dots, the intent of zen is seeing the dots, letting them connect and then seeing how oneself connects to them.
"Knowledge speaks, wisdom listens" Hendrix
"A gentle answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger"- words to live by
didn't the stonerkid just lose his v-card in the 'bump if you just got laid thread?'
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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Originally Posted by v3d4
note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
lol sounds like you had a great night. hope you used a glove!!
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Originally Posted by The Rev
YaHooka: Don't expect anyone to give a shit about your pain unless you have a nice rack.
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"one small bump for man, one giant line for man kind"
Originally Posted by Canuck Wisdom
No yahookans take this time to all go out and do shittastic shit missions to tell other yahookans about hung-over tommorow morning, while smoking a bong in our PJs and recovering together drinking water.
The thought of you having children scares the ever loving shit out of me. That said, glad you enjoyed yourself and are so pumped.
Pun fully intended.
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fuck this city, and fuck this filthy air
let's build a-frames in the woods and just live there.
we'll all eat berries and build fires every night
and forget this mistake we call modern life.
yepyepyep scares the shit outatta me to!! in the future i plan on begin more prepared!
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"one small bump for man, one giant line for man kind"
Originally Posted by Canuck Wisdom
No yahookans take this time to all go out and do shittastic shit missions to tell other yahookans about hung-over tommorow morning, while smoking a bong in our PJs and recovering together drinking water.
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fuck this city, and fuck this filthy air
let's build a-frames in the woods and just live there.
we'll all eat berries and build fires every night
and forget this mistake we call modern life.
now i guarantee when i put on a rubber im a have them two chimps in your avatar pop into my head!
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"one small bump for man, one giant line for man kind"
Originally Posted by Canuck Wisdom
No yahookans take this time to all go out and do shittastic shit missions to tell other yahookans about hung-over tommorow morning, while smoking a bong in our PJs and recovering together drinking water.