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Old 10-25-2009, 09:43 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Geeno View Post
lets meet in the middle of lake and rock a boat
So now we know where the sexual favors check came from

For real though Turm I feel for ya! Going without makes me go nuts. I turn into quite the bitch if I don't get dicked down haha. I hate to say it but I agree with Grieves. If he's not getting it from you he's gotta be getting it somewhere.
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Old 10-26-2009, 10:56 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Sorry to hear that turmy. Unless, which I think you are, staying faithful to your man, I think it's high time to talk with him about why and if there are alternatives for you.
 
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Old 10-27-2009, 06:06 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Damn, I'm fuckin' horny right now... and I really do feel like I'm going crazy.
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Old 10-27-2009, 07:22 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I just want you guys to know that I am not naieve lol....



I'm the one who won't have sex with him.


poor guy.



poor CPT!!
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I'm a lvl 3 ranger right now. What world are you in? My guy is Sarlona.

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Old 10-27-2009, 07:33 PM   #25 (permalink)
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so what are you complaining about again?
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Old 10-27-2009, 07:48 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Jesuuus.

I will not sleep with someone I don't like.

and I don't run around like some dirty RAWTONE.

I will suffer.

who cares...I was just "mad" when I made this thread ...


leave me alone!
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I'm a lvl 3 ranger right now. What world are you in? My guy is Sarlona.

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Old 10-28-2009, 12:52 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Get some toys...and pool boys...
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Old 10-28-2009, 08:06 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by turmaline View Post
Jesuuus.

I will not sleep with someone I don't like.

and I don't run around like some dirty RAWTONE.

I will suffer.

who cares...I was just "mad" when I made this thread ...


leave me alone!
This is how all your threads go. WaaaWaaa, :::advice:::, short unintelligible response, :::more advice::: leave me alone, I was just pissed, lol.

rev said it best. I've been wanting to get a realdoll since they came out, but the price is too high for my budget. When I get a real job I can afford a realdoll, and occasionally a callgirl.

I don't care about you and your problems, but we have some of the same issues so I chime in.
 
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:38 AM   #29 (permalink)
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A real doll, seriously? Unless it's a magic doll that fucks back ... well I think one hundred $50 hookers would be more worth it. Seriously, once a week.. that's almost 2 years of real pussy. Ugly, used up pussy... but real pussy that fucks ya.




Turm, I think you're suffering from comfy shoe syndrome. Maybe it's time to get a new one even if it makes things hard with the kids or whatever.
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:43 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by SpankyMcLankey View Post
so what are you complaining about again?
basically of like complaining that you're on fire while standing next to a pool of beer.
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Old 10-28-2009, 01:14 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex View Post
A real doll, seriously? Unless it's a magic doll that fucks back ... well I think one hundred $50 hookers would be more worth it. Seriously, once a week.. that's almost 2 years of real pussy. Ugly, used up pussy... but real pussy that fucks ya.




Turm, I think you're suffering from comfy shoe syndrome. Maybe it's time to get a new one even if it makes things hard with the kids or whatever.
Give it time. In a few decades they will have a robot that resembles a human female 100%. Everything will feel the same, and the movements will be programmed by the user just like a computer. If you want it rough, slow, whatever, you will be in control.
 
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Old 10-28-2009, 01:23 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Hookers don't come in just the female variety my dear...



You aint missing the dickin', you're missing the lovin'.


Work on that one, the rest'll come.
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Old 10-28-2009, 01:35 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by stateofkane View Post
Give it time. In a few decades they will have a robot that resembles a human female 100%. Everything will feel the same, and the movements will be programmed by the user just like a computer. If you want it rough, slow, whatever, you will be in control.
You'll also be a total loser.
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Old 10-28-2009, 03:14 PM   #34 (permalink)
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you knows I'm good for it turmy...
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Old 10-28-2009, 04:34 PM   #35 (permalink)
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that was about my hit rate for the last few years of my marriage
a couple of times a year
she wouldn't give me any
but she would also lead me on all the time
i hope you dont do that turm
i'd probably fuck anything atm
actually, anything clean
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Old 10-29-2009, 12:02 PM   #36 (permalink)
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^Wow my question here is why withhold sex from your partner. Is it really teaching anyone anything? Why not just talk about the real issues, you don't have anything more to lose, it's not like it would be different if the sex just stopped all together.

I'm just saying. Withholding doesn't sound like the healthiest means of solving things, sex is a critical part of human/relationship health.

My heart goes out to the holders and the withheld.
 
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Old 10-30-2009, 03:12 AM   #37 (permalink)
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^Wow my question here is why withhold sex from your partner. Is it really teaching anyone anything? Why not just talk about the real issues, you don't have anything more to lose, it's not like it would be different if the sex just stopped all together.

I'm just saying. Withholding doesn't sound like the healthiest means of solving things, sex is a critical part of human/relationship health.

My heart goes out to the holders and the withheld.
go to marraige therapy Turm.
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the way I do it is...i take a single sheet of TP and tear a hole out of the center (saving the small piece for later) then insert my index finger into the
hole of the TP sliding it down to my knuckle then proceed to cleaning the event horizon, when finished i will grasp the sheet of TP from the backside
pulling off and removing all waste from the finger.
Remember the small piece...i take that and get under my finger nail cuz i bite my nails all the time.
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Therapy?

Fuck that, go see a divorce lawyer. We have all been watching this for a long time and it aint been good. Her man is a physically and mentally abusive alcoholic prick, the kids are in shitsville and its time for Turm to man up, pack up and jump ship. This isn't 1960, there are plenty of organizations that can help and she really needs to find one before permanent damage is done to the kids.

Therapy, definately.

Marraige counseling? Way too late.
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Therapy?

Fuck that, go see a divorce lawyer. We have all been watching this for a long time and it aint been good. Her man is a physically and mentally abusive alcoholic prick, the kids are in shitsville and its time for Turm to man up, pack up and jump ship. This isn't 1960, there are plenty of organizations that can help and she really needs to find one before permanent damage is done to the kids.

Therapy, definately.

Marraige counseling? Way too late.


It is so wrong to judge other cultures by your own standards.
Remember that we are dealing with Canadians here, and rural ones at that.

My heart goes out to you turm, but one thing I reckon for sure is maybe you've only had it twice this year, but your husband has had it more.

What you need to do is to start seducing and fucking his friends.
When you think about it, it's the only thing that makes sense to do.

If your not sure that it's over then get help, if you know that there's no chance what so ever then get even.
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Originally Posted by Kishar View Post
the way I do it is...i take a single sheet of TP and tear a hole out of the center (saving the small piece for later) then insert my index finger into the
hole of the TP sliding it down to my knuckle then proceed to cleaning the event horizon, when finished i will grasp the sheet of TP from the backside
pulling off and removing all waste from the finger.
Remember the small piece...i take that and get under my finger nail cuz i bite my nails all the time.
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this is where i live

 
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Old 10-30-2009, 12:14 PM   #40 (permalink)
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instead of setting out to connect all the dots, the intent of zen is seeing the dots, letting them connect and then seeing how oneself connects to them.
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