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10-23-2009, 04:24 PM
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Never getting any.
hmm.
4 times in 2 years for a 31 year old woman.
I would just like to say that it has an insanity effect on human beings.
I want to killl.... black flys. 
Because this is a forum and not a drop a note centre...anyone else go crazy like I do?
FUCK! THE TITLE HAS A SPELL CHECK!!!
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I'm a lvl 3 ranger right now. What world are you in? My guy is Sarlona.
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10-23-2009, 04:38 PM
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i'll come fuck you.
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We are not special. We are are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. And God says, "No, that's not right." Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.
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10-23-2009, 04:39 PM
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where are all those duders in the D&D thread?
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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Originally Posted by v3d4
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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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10-23-2009, 04:39 PM
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eewww...
^^lol who fixed the title?
it used to say "Necer"
lool see that herbinator?
haha immediately. 
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I'm a lvl 3 ranger right now. What world are you in? My guy is Sarlona.
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10-23-2009, 06:02 PM
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ahh maan now I look like some desperado...I made this because it is true and ....
I would baseball bat a cow and rape it.
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I'm a lvl 3 ranger right now. What world are you in? My guy is Sarlona.
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10-23-2009, 06:05 PM
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save the cow and rape yoself with said baseball bat.
and take pics.
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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Originally Posted by v3d4
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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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10-23-2009, 06:06 PM
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http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav...mflatbacktorso
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ps. I know exactly how you feel (I'm a guy).
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R.I.P. Governor  We know you're smokin wherever you are.
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10-23-2009, 06:12 PM
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^ HAHAH-- ***October Special: Receive a second free penis!***
i also like the options you get for everything... hhahahah
buut they only have 'light african'?? laaame-o
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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Originally Posted by v3d4
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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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10-23-2009, 07:55 PM
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There is more to life than getting some pussy, or in your case dick, or dick and/or pussy.
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10-23-2009, 07:59 PM
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there is?
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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Originally Posted by v3d4
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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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10-23-2009, 08:01 PM
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Yeah, slurpees and stuff.
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10-23-2009, 08:26 PM
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dont forget accounting
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would you like a cone with that? 
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10-23-2009, 10:40 PM
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yeah, accounting makes me havo a boner. you dont feel this turm??
btw much love girl
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10-25-2009, 01:00 PM
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I thought you were married?
WTF?????????
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10-25-2009, 01:33 PM
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yea, I'm with ya turm. I'm hoping one day it all changes, but I can't be too hopeful considering it's my own fault pretty much. hahah
honestly turm, if a decent looking 30 year old woman came up to me(19) and asked for sexual favors, I don't think I could resist. not that that is realistic or anything...  hahah
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10-25-2009, 05:08 PM
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lets meet in the middle of lake and rock a boat
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Originally Posted by Mercury
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i've struck the absolute perfect balance between gay and smart
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#yahooka trivia king.
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10-25-2009, 05:45 PM
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Aren't you married turm? Is the man not delivering or what?? That's a damn atrocity and something's gotta be done about it.
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Ditch the cigs!!!!!!
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10-25-2009, 07:04 PM
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Ive been sexless for 2 and a half monthes
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10-25-2009, 07:32 PM
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he's cheating on you...guaranteed...I f he aint dishing it but half a time a year for conception, he's getting his recreation elsewhere...
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10-25-2009, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Rubix
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dont forget accounting
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Originally Posted by myx
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thanks-ness
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Originally Posted by Krunk
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yeah, accounting makes me havo a boner.
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so what side are you guys on? dr of cr? hahah
was never a huge accounting fan, but i guess i don't mind it because it always brought up my averages up and came naturally to me. fuck posting and shit though. i told my high-school prof that i wasn't going to do any assigned posting because I WILL NEVER DO THIS IN THE REAL WORLD, IT IS 2003. haha
like i did it in my notes when he lectured on posting so i could do it if the computers broke down or one of my accounting clerks was sick or whatever, but eff that shit. i still got 99% in that class though.
that teacher was dope. had him for grade 11 and 12 accounting and gr12 mgt. he also coached me in football camps and for one of my city's varsity teams as well as my senior years. guy just knows how to get the most out of people and get through to them. my first two years of university were pretty simple mainly because of him.
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Originally Posted by Sk3tchyD4ZO
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no doubt. the first place i had these was at Space Camp.
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Originally Posted by Former President Hayes
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stfu with this pretend bullshit cutesy "lol @ bears"
you don't know what its like to like in CONSTANT threat of bear attack.you don't even FUCKING KNOW.
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Originally Posted by v3d4
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note to self: veda, you decided not to look at this thread anymore.
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